The Old Bank, Sutton

Nice try Richard, but I suspect the real Blonde Bar Maid would have known her actual name.

26 Jun 2007 15:07

The Old Bank, Sutton

How dare you pj99! I'll have you know the Macnally's are marvellous lovers, who have never failed to satisfy me sexually.

Love, Simon (Sid Smith).

16 Jun 2007 14:45

Smollensky's Metro, Sutton

I don't do food in pubs, so this is purely the bar I'm reviewing

If you've seen too many customer service training videos, and think insincere smiles and forced over-mateyness from people who don't know you are the best thing a pub can offer, you'll probably love this place. Personally it makes me feel a bit uncomfortable.

Also irritating me whenever I go in because it's open late is the swaggering punters. It's not the pub's fault but a lot of their evening clientele do seem to be under the mistaken impression that they're something special.

Last but for me not least, the 3 overpriced draught beers (counting Guiness) they actually serve are uniformly terrible. I'm not referring to the brands, just that for some reason this pub's beer is always horrible.

16 Jun 2007 14:41