The Lord Moon Of The Mall, Whitehall - pub details
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- Food served, Real ale
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|It's a Wetherspoons. Its certainly not the worst or most desperate Wetherspoons & the building itself is impressive. The beer is usually too cold but it's drinkable and there's often a couple of unusual beers. It's always busy with tourists although it always amuses me to see groups of tourists who wander in, walk around a bit and then wander out again. Why?|
An average 6/10.
stevenagec - 15 Aug 2014 17:25
|As I wandered lonelier than WORDSWORTHS'S cloud past this celebrated liver killer, these eyes bore witness to various workmen buzzing and grafting both within and without, like Stakahnovite bees trapped in time and space. |
One was painting the black iron railings a surprising shade of shadiest black. He used a small roller, and no, I don't reference a Carmargue or other short wheel-based Royce. His work was adequate. I tossed a coin of small denomination.
The doors of the esteemed establishment were open, despite it being closed. My mind reeled at the tempting paradox, like "the sun so hot, I froze to death" in the hit of yesteryear "Oh, Susanna" (before she quit BBC Breakfast, naturally). The Goat of Mendips, or whatever, he tempted me to enter and I took his challenge. The fact I was wrapped in a fluorescent tabard aided this misadventure for it is the ironic uniform of the blue collar worker and allows unusually free locomotion on many a site. Try it, dear reader, and you will stagger at its power.
I must say the Moon stank of more than the rank hopelessness and vile B.O that was its signature pre-closure. I waited at the bar and was not served: plus ca change, as they say in GAUL.
FritzBlitzkrieg - 12 Jun 2014 16:51
|The edifice of unbridled imbibing glory that is known only as the LORD MOON OF THE MALL has now been closed, for refitting purposes, a full five days. Who knew the interior of this palace of profundity could be improved? It didn't take the LORD much longer to create the world, so one can only speculate at the staggering metamorphosis the world will soon witness. |
A banner that hangs above its potted plants (the likes of which have not been witnessed since the Babylonian Gardens) states it will re-open on Monday 16th June, or THE DAY OF BLISS CELESTIAL as the locals are already proclaiming it and thousands have pledged to carry their blubbering, oozing and sickly relatives (and broken watches) to this LORD MOON OF THE MALL on the 16th to benefit from its healing powers.
It is said that an army that carries a pint of the Moon's real ale before it is invincible (this offer does not include Greene King IPA, though).
FritzBlitzkrieg - 6 Jun 2014 16:57
|This was my first port of call yesterday, as I arrived a bit too early for the Harp's 10am opening time. This time it had a cider - Gwynt y Ddraig Black Dragon. I hadn't bothered visiting for a while, as they didn't use to stock a real cider. The ale selction is good - yesterday it was Ramsbury Deer Hunter, Greene King IPA & Abbot, Fullers London Pride, Beartown Bearskinful, Blindmans Eclipse Porter, Sharps Doom Bar, Caledonian The Bruery Oatmeat Stout, Adnams Make It Rain, Milestone Little John & Salopian Shropshire Gold. This is one of the nicest Wetherspoons interiors and due to its location, is invariably popular with the tourists, who even stand outside to take photographs of it.|
blue_scrumpy - 9 Mar 2014 10:54
|Good Food. Quick service. Friendly staff.|
ilfaccino - 22 Aug 2013 15:29
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