The Royal Standard, Colliers Wood - pub details
Address: 180 High Street, Colliers Wood, London, SW19 2BN [map] [gmap]
Tel: 08721 077 077 (ref 6043)
Colliers Wood (0 miles), South Wimbledon (0.7 miles), Tooting Broadway (0.8 miles)
Haydons Road (0.7 miles), Tooting (0.8 miles), Wimbledon (1.3 miles)
Pub facilities/features:
- Sky TV, Jukebox
Pub suggested by lout_from_the_lane on 31 Dec 2003
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> Current user rating: 5.1/10 (rated by 24 users)
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user reviews of the Royal Standard, Colliers Wood
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| good afternoon my decent fellowkind. one would just beg to interrupt you for a minute to ensure you are briefed on a fine return visit to the wonderful Royal Standarde. my faithful companion Bertie and I decided yesterday, a fine autumn Wednesday afternoon, that it was time we were due to pay a visit to the sailor's favourite pub. in we went to speak to the delightful burly chaps who we had spent many an afternoon with in the past. Although it is disappointing that the Royale Standarde does not cater for us hungry munchers, a couple of the burly sailor chaps helped out my Bertie when he was feeling most Peckish. Indeed, on my Bertie talking of his need for food, two of the burly sailor chaps didn't take Bertie for any old food; they were so kind that they took my Bertie out to the back garden for a spit roast. My Bertie returned indoors a good 15 minutes later looking somewhat flustered. My Bertie did say he had never seen so much meat in his life. Indeed, the silly sausage still had mayonnaise around his lips! My Bertie must have been hungry. My Bertie has stressed to me ever since that whenever he is feeling like getting his mouth around a nice joint of meat he will be paying a return visit to the Royale Standarde. clarissa_delbonbon - 24 Sep 2009 13:13 |
| laydees! lords! lads! lasses! a-hump-a-diddly-pump-pump! a rump-a-diddly-pump! another fine evening spent in the old battleship that is the royal standard last night and boyo, what a night! the place was bangin', heavin', wall-to-wall, trousers-round-yer-ankles, frothy-gash, turnin-japanese totty!!! my poor little pumper were pleasing with my eyes for it to stop! i ended up with a pint in one hand and me little treacle fountain in the other. Everyone thought i was wierd. a-rumpit-pumpit-rumpit-pumpit-rumpit-pumpit-SPLOSH!!!!!! reverendchris - 14 Aug 2009 10:27 |
| good afternoon my fine fellow people. one would just like to interrupt you for a second to ensure you are fully briefed on a fine couple of afternoons spent in this luxurious establishment. my companion Bertie and I were passing through the local manner of Royal Colliers Wood one afternoon last week and we stumbled upon this lovel gentleman's abode. in we went for an afternoon or witty banter and intelligent debate.... fuelled by a positive quaffing of fine wine and real ale. Bertie and i especially enjoyed the companionship of many of the colourful and vibrant local peasants we met during our pleasant afternoon. one chap in particular reminded me of one of my previous gamekeepers on my estate back in the home counties. most excellent beverages were served, most polite staff, and Bertie especially enjoyed the arm wrestling contest with the burly Sailor chaps on the round the other side of the bar. The chaps were so kind to Bertie that they even took him to the bathroom to polish his helmet (which is strange as I'm sure he had left his helmet at home thinking about it). Bertie has been very excited about the place ever since and has reported that his helmet has been gleaming ever since. Indeed, my Bertie says that he did indeed pay further visits after our excellent afternoon last week, and he says that the big Sailor chaps not only gave his helmet a polish, but they also kindly oiled his tubing. Bertie was amazed and said that he had never seen so many Seamen in all his life. I think Bertie and I will be spending many an evening down the Royal Standard. clarissa_delbonbon - 18 Jul 2009 15:15 |
| holy moses and the good lady mary magdalene. i swear i saw jesus in here last night. a great little boozer. the totty is quite spectacular (in the back garden there was a mirkin swap meet happening for all the ladies last night - I managed to grab a stars and stripes mirkin for the missus - every time i shag her now i'll be thinking "only in america"!!!) kind of a disco thing going down with some fellas at one side of the bar. frankie s comes on the jukebox and all hell breaks loose. one fella started taking his clothes off. if you, my dear, dear friend, happen to be shaking your booty down this side of the tracks then (1) go for a shit, it'll stop your arse from shaking (2) pop into this gaff and give it all you've got bumhole_daddy - 11 Jul 2009 11:10 |
| well, between splitting me trousers and splitting me time between here, GJs and the tup, i'm splitting me difference. gawd what a legendery street of pubs. with them three, its like a 24 hour party city central. just off down the standard for a nice long afternoon session. the fun times never end, perverts. its a knicker and bra fandango festival down there. sniff sniff sniffity sniff. mad_john - 8 Jun 2009 11:26 |
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