The Nell Gwynne, Covent Garden

Dear Mr. Duck, First of all may I express my deep sorrow and concern for your mule. I know how heavily the west country folk depend on mules for transport and farming. I have called Rolf Harris and hope he will be round soon with the rest of The Animal Hospital crew in tow. Until then I will be praying for a speedy recovery

Secondly, thank you for your support. I felt like The Lone Ranger. Now it would appear I have a Tonto. Even though I'm sure it's politically incorrect to mention Tonto. But you see what I'm getting at

If Muffin does make a recovery and you ride with him/her into London, rest assured you will be welcomed with open arms. Free drinks are guaranteed. Muffin is welcome too, but only if he is on a leash. Rules is rules.

I would like to make a joke about giving Muffin a drink of Moscow Mule, but sadly, it is no longer in production

Please keep me informed of Muffin's welfare

Kind Regards

Nell Gwynne

19 Aug 2011 18:44

The Nell Gwynne, Covent Garden

No problem. Will get it in by the end of September
And as I have said, I am completely open to any suggestions regarding The Nell
I'd rather not get involved in any of this again, so if anybody has any problems they can contact me directly either through this website or at The Nell

19 Aug 2011 14:26

The Nell Gwynne, Covent Garden

If Scoobyroo had chosen to address to complain directly to me or the pub, none of this would have been necessary
I have the right to defend my staff and my pub
You can read into this and call it borderline aggression. It's easy to spin
But if you choose to publicly slate a pub, surely one should be prepared for the pub to not just take it lying down?
I feel very passionately about The Nell and it's staff
If passion is to be confused with aggression, so be it

19 Aug 2011 13:55