The Magpie and Crown, Brentford

Well I went in, met the new folks, both big fans of real beers, Had a good few pints of Oyster Stout, but its not going to be a wine bar :) Real Ciders and Perry is now back as well.
Only problem (if you see it as such, and I do) is thay have banned dogs, but that aside, good to see its staying with Real Ale.

27 Aug 2010 18:46

The Magpie and Crown, Brentford

I have heard its under New New Owners, and got a nasty message its going to be turned into a wine bar bistro, I will be returning to Brentford tonight from the west country where I now live, so I will pop in and find out whats going on.

26 Aug 2010 11:05

The Magpie and Crown, Brentford

Arrrrghhhh Captain as you asked
The monkey-hanging legend is the most famous story connected with Hartlepool. During the Napoleonic Wars a ship was wrecked off the Hartlepool coast.

During the Napoleonic Wars there was a fear of a French invasion of Britain and much public concern about the possibility of French infiltrators and spies.

The fishermen of Hartlepool fearing an invasion kept a close watch on the French vessel as it struggled against the storm but when the vessel was severely battered and sunk they turned their attention to the wreckage washed ashore. Among the wreckage lay one wet and sorrowful looking survivor, the ship's pet monkey dressed to amuse in a military style uniform.

The fishermen apparently questioned the monkey and held a beach-based trial. Unfamiliar with what a Frenchman looked like they came to the conclusion that this monkey was a French spy and should be sentenced to death. The unfortunate creature was to die by hanging, with the mast of a fishing boat (a coble) providing a convenient gallows.

hense the Song/rhyme

Hammer his ribs, the thunnerin thief
Pummel his pyet wi yor neef!
He's landed here for nobbut grief
He's aud Napoleon's uncky O!
Thus to the Monkey all hands behaved
"Cut off his whiskers!" yen chap raved
Another bawled out "He's never been shaved",
So commenced to scrape the Monkey, O!
They put him on a gridiron hot,
The Monkey then quite lively got,
He rowl'd his eyes tiv a' the lot,
For the Monkey agyen turned funky O!.
Then a Fisherman up te Monkey goes,
Saying "Hang him at yence, an' end his woes,"
But the Monkey flew at him and bit off his nose,
An' that raised the poor man's Monkey O!

In former times, mid war an' strife,
The French invasion threatened life,
An' all was armed to the knife,
The Fishermen hung the Monkey O!
The Fishermen wi' courage high,
Seized on the Monkey for a spy,
"Hang him" says yen, says another,"He'll die!"
They did, and they hung the Monkey O!. They tortor'd the Monkey till loud he did squeak
Says yen, "That's French," says another "it's Greek"
For the Fishermen had got drunky, O!
"He's all ower hair!" sum chap did cry,
E'en up te summic cute an' sly
Wiv a cod's head then they closed an eye,
Afore they hung the Monkey O!.

Hope that explains abit

17 Oct 2005 21:49

The Magpie and Crown, Brentford

From my basic maths, 13 out of 60 is near enough 21% and not 25%, And as for complaining about staff posting, I feel its nice to see staff that take an interest in what is been said about their work place.

As for it been a locals pub, whats wrong with that? I find the "Local" pubs offer much more in the way of a good night out to people (even if it isn't your local) than many of the bland theme pubs that are dotted around, remember if it wasn't for the locals most pubs would be conveted to flats by now.

as a regular user of the pub I can state the only thing fake in the pub are a few of the locals false teeth.
good beer, good company, thats what a real pub is about and the magpie is 1 hell of a real pub.

3 Jul 2005 16:37

The Magpie and Crown, Brentford

I find it surprising to say you found the locals a bit depressed, it may have been a bad day, or you caught us in deep contemplation of a good pint. And now another shock for the locals, on certain nights I have been lead to believe Marcus is working behind the bar, And shock horror HE HAS BEEN KNOW TO SMILE.
Still one of the best pubs in Brentford. And with a high pressure bike pump and puncture repair kit behind the bar, Gordon asked me to remind people of that.

12 Mar 2005 18:33