The Kings Head, Islington

Think you're the big man? Bit a ladies man? Of course they can't see the bald spot... you've combed it forward so perfectly. I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF LIFE, MATE. I'll have a Stella, something with a bit of class.

You probably won't like the King's Head, - it's the refuge for the last of the big time drinkers. It's quite hard to tell the tramps begging outside (gerronte) from the people drinking all the beers inside, like men (W.C.L.S.). Also has the funniest piece of toilet graffiti in the world:

'My mother made me a homosexual.'
- 'If I send her the wool will she make me one?'

Lovely. Lovely stuff.

17 Dec 2004 12:20