The Kings Tun, Kingston Upon Thames

Don't you old farts have anything better to do than moan?

I have it on good authority that the reas the staff have an "lathargic and uninterested" approach is because of the misfortune of having to serve perverted, disgusting old men and women that have nothing better to do but moan, burp, fart, pervert all over and around the staff. Secondly seeing as most of the OAPs that enter the Tun seem to suffer from Runny Bum Syndrome on a regular basis. I advise you to use toilets elsewhere rather than ruining thier beautifually new and refurbished lavatories with your toxic arse fume.

Good day!

21 Jul 2011 16:23

The Kings Tun, Kingston Upon Thames

As my beddable companion 2becks has stated Ruddles is the best that is available. Although i smell and have long greasy grey hair, 6,7,8,9 puddles a night is what keeps me nurtured through the day and energetic enough for my daily spud up the road.

But why I here you cry?

Many a year i have visited the Kings Tun and until recently sat in my very table formerly known as table 18. Along with Dave, me and him had a perfect view of any young Nepalese persona for us to grab like my irish gypsy counterparts over in the west to my scottish homelands and give a quick easy fondle and a long rub over.

My request for some blue roll never ceases to amaze the fantastic team of staff behind the bar that work like absolute Trojans. With some blue roll stuffed down my front anything from any orifice is caught up swimmingly.

i have become somewhat of a local celebrity with the Tun with many a young folk laughing at me, wanting there photos with me (mostly male, very rarely women) and asking me if i can smell something...

I look forward to the rest of my time there, I infact hope to die there. CPR from G to me

23 Mar 2011 17:35