The Teddington Arms, Teddington

not my favourite pub by a long way

12 Jun 2007 16:40

The Swan, Hampton Wick

what a shithole and well worth a visit !

They say,

you can get anything in here from an ounce of black gold ( good price too ! )
to a nearly new sat nav ( they can be supplied to order )

lots of noise so take a megaphone with you when you order , they wont mind
and there will still be a fair chance that you wont get what you asked for !

The first thing that hits you when you open the door, is the stale smell of piss and the wall to wall sound that vibrates your pint and keeps a head on it , no matter how long it stands there.

You cant miss the women or should I say girls , the place is plastered with wall to wall sluts of all ages looking for a "nice guy" who can wine and dine them in the manner to which they are accustomed , Burger King etc .

Great fighting venue as well.

Not to be missed !!!

12 Jun 2007 12:36