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nose_deep_in_chain has been registered on this site since 15th May 2012
The Crown Hotel, Chertsey
Hunt for Beer, I'm glad you managed to find time from playing with yourself watching Britains got talent to post another quite offensive review about a fantastic pub.
Put down the bucket of Simpsons for one minute and smell the coffee
The crown is the best pub in Chertsey!!
I came here for a James Bond themed evening here the other night and had the time of my life. Big Tony was dressed as oddjob! It looked fantastic although a little more fake tan next time Tone !!! Hahahahaha.
There were some other fantastic characters including a Richard Kiel lookalike although I'm not sure he was there for the Bond night!
I even got lucky at the end of the night! There was some older sort sitting at the bar.. To be fair she looked more Roger Moore than Pussy Galore but I still decided to take her home and smash The Living Daylights out of her!
Tony... 10 out of 10 son ! Hunt For Beer... I'm removing your licence to kill a fantastic pub!
17 May 2012 15:56