The Claret Free House, Addiscombe

Try as one may to mind his own business these days, but this establishment most certainly merits a comment or two, I am only human afterall! Human that is, yet.... flabbergasted, dumbfounded, distraught, distracted, intrigued, inhumane, outraged, appalled, nosy, dashing, devious, delusional and doing a ten stretch at Her Majesty's 'pleasure'.

But the Claret, Addiscombe, is a cracking Boozer gentleman, and you Slerpy, end of. I'm almost dancing round my cell with jubilatee at the very thought of a Blindman's or an Old Stoat Wobbler, a flipping Fire-Bellied Toad for fooks sake!!!!

Dartitis - never ask for a Leeds match to be turned up louder you ruddy plonker!!! (How do you cure dartitis incidentally I have not been able to throw a single arrow for weeks now????)

Better shoot before I get rumbled, but i rec I'll be back on civvy street before Old McDonald's even finished his crossword in the corner!! first thing I do when I'm out of her

19 May 2012 18:40