The Forester Free House, Deal

my friends. me and the missus had the fortunate experience of calling into this beautiful abode one day recently.

bleedin' fantastic it were. they even had toilets.

11 Jul 2009 11:12

The Royal Standard, Colliers Wood

holy moses and the good lady mary magdalene. i swear i saw jesus in here last night.

a great little boozer. the totty is quite spectacular (in the back garden there was a mirkin swap meet happening for all the ladies last night - I managed to grab a stars and stripes mirkin for the missus - every time i shag her now i'll be thinking "only in america"!!!)

kind of a disco thing going down with some fellas at one side of the bar. frankie s comes on the jukebox and all hell breaks loose. one fella started taking his clothes off.

if you, my dear, dear friend, happen to be shaking your booty down this side of the tracks then
(1) go for a shit, it'll stop your arse from shaking
(2) pop into this gaff and give it all you've got

11 Jul 2009 11:10