Spotted Cow, Poole

This has got to be the best pub on Poole Quay, when compared to some of its other overpriced, ostentatious neighbours. The 5 or so real ales are normally served in excellent condition at an affordable price, especially when compared to the exorbitantly priced vinegar normally served up in the nearby Lord Nelson.

22 Sep 2012 20:22

The Lord Nelson, Poole

The quality of the exorbitantly overpriced real ales in this pub continue to plumb even lower depths. How can a pub consistently serve up beer in such a poor condition, year in, year out? The nearby Portsmouth Hoy is served by the same brewery, Hall and Woodhouse, but the landlord there manages to keep the beer in tip-top condition.

8 Sep 2012 10:36

The Ensbury Park, Bournemouth

Thought I try this place the other night to see if it really is as bad as people say. It isn't. It's a damn sight worse! Probably the biggest shithole I've ever been to in my life.

26 Oct 2009 22:35