The Three Horseshoes, Whetstone

I walked in and some fella was singing please release me, he was amazing and if anyone knows him I wanna sign him up to my record label, but out of nowhere the landlady came out and started punching him! Add that to the anti Semitic Welshman and you've got great entertainment :) barmaids are lovely definately worth a look (except for the fat one). Only downside of the night was some boring geezer with a ponytail sent me to sleep, and I couldn't get a stool coz some fella needed 3 of them to sit down

6 May 2013 15:54

The York Arms, Whetstone

Plenty of drugs but they're all of poor quality, I thought they had a guard dog but it turns out that was the landlady, the toilets were the cleanest part of the pub despite the white powder on the window sills. I ordered a sandwich I didn't realise dog hair was a sandwich filling. But on the plus side I got lovely cockles and mussles from the fish stall outside

6 May 2013 15:41