The Metropolitan, Uxbridge

eeeeeeee see you pally

you talking about me eh

Im the guy at the bar drinking the double voddie n Irn bru ye talking aboot. Its ma local. Im in there all the time. You canny beat a crisp pint of super tennants while studying the racing form in the record. Aye. A bonny afternnon session in the met.

Canny wait for the dutty gers to get back to the spl. Miss the old firm games down there. 20 pints and a scottish breakfast. tatty scones and square sausages. butler cabin seats. having a crack at the doll behind the jump. Aye... You canny beat it

Who's this don fella anyway? trying to con the barman. I remember you pally... pretending to be english in your moody replica top.... dutty conning ******* so you are

eh eh eh pally!! you talking to me eh? Pull your pants up pally! you wee *******

At the bar at the moment... Just enjoying ma 10th Tennants.. Blokes just been chucked oot for shoving a shoe down the toilet!! Donny know what his problem is.

12 Aug 2014 15:26