The Duke Of Wellington, Portobello Road

Just what planet is this chopin character from? Next he'll be saying Red Stripe isn't filtered through precious rubies to make it so reassuringly expensive at FOUR POUNDS a pint.

14 May 2008 09:44

The Duke Of Wellington, Portobello Road

I think the Red Stripe pipeline under the ocean was proving too economical, so now the precious liquid is flown over in numerous cut-glass vials which are attached to the feet of migratory birds. Of course the shipping costs have to be passed on to the punter, so maybe this is why a pint of Stripe costs FOUR POUNDS?

12 May 2008 22:17