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G-A-Y Bar, Soho

Very Very Tacky!! But it called G-A-Y for God Sake - Its full of Camp Queens showing off Dancing to the Jukebox!!

But its a Great Atmosphere & well worth Checking out!!

Mon-Sunday the drinks (Spirits & Mixers or Draft Beers) are Ridiculously Cheap & worth going for that alone!!

23 Mar 2010 20:12

Rupert Street Bar and Cafe, Soho

I Love this Bar, its very Nice & Trendy, its reasonable Priced & the Service is Good!!

I Try to stay away from here on a Weekend though - as it gets too busy & very hard to get a drink!!

But Weekday Afternoons & Evenings its Certainly worth a Visit!!

23 Mar 2010 20:09

B@1, Clapham

B@1 is Great - the Staff are Friendly & always serve with a Smile....

They have offers on Cocktails on Weeknights!! I Love it here!!

23 Mar 2010 20:06

The Nott, Vauxhall

This used to be one of the Best Pubs in the Area... Its in a Prime Location, is quite nice inside, they serve Chinese Food All Day & they have a Good Selection of Beers.

But sine the Current Landlord has Taken Over its gone right down hill.. He's Rude & Arrogant & has Poor hygiene. They never have any Entertainment on at the Weekend & he's just totally ruined what was a Great Pub!!

I'd rather drink somewhere else now!!

23 Mar 2010 20:05

Lo Profile, Soho

I LOVE THIS PLACE!! ITS SUCH A NICE FRIENDLY VENUE!! THE MUSIC GREAT & ALWAYS SUCH A NICE ATMOSPHERE!!

SOMETIMES IT IS A BIT HARD TO GET A DRINK!!

A REFRESHING CHANGE FROM G-A-Y BAR!! IT HAS A MORE GROWN UP FEEL TO THE PLACE WITH ATTRACTS A BETTER CLASS OF GAY!!

22 Mar 2010 18:37

Profile Soho, Soho

Closed down now..... Such a SHAME!! It will be Missed!!

22 Mar 2010 18:32

The Railway, Tulse Hill

Great Venue - Lovely in the Summer as it has a HUGE GARDEN With a Nice Smoking Terrace!!

Staff are OK.... But a bit Moody!!

Reasonable Priced & very Nice Food!! The Best Pub in the Area - although thats not that Hard considering the Neighbouring Pubs!!

22 Mar 2010 18:29

Revolution, Clapham

Lovely Venue (although a bit too small)

The Staff are RUDE Though (This seems to be a running Trend in Clapham with the Exception of the 2 Brewers, Belle Vue & the Falcon)

It gets Ram Packed on Weekends too - But for a week day afternoon early evening drink its Not Too Bad!!

22 Mar 2010 18:26

The White Hart, West Norwood

URGH!!! :-(

22 Mar 2010 18:24

The Tulse Hill Tavern, Tulse Hill

The Tulse - Is the Tulse!!

A Regulars Pub & Its Definately not for Strangers!!
Theres a New Landlord at the moment who is upsetting everyone & he Clearly does'nt want to be there!! - SO LEAVE MATE!! & Let Someone who wants the job & Understands People - have it!!

New Food Menu in there is EXCELLENT!! & VERY REASONABLE PRICED!!

I Love the Tulse - i've had some Fantastic Nights there!! - I Just Wish the new Landlord was'nt Such a LOSER!!!

22 Mar 2010 18:19

B@1, Clapham

this is now a B@1

22 Mar 2010 18:13

The Belle Vue, Clapham Common

The Food was very Nice & was pleased with the Prices for wine.... But the Toilets do Pong & shows a clear lack of hygiene & sort of puts me off of eating there in the Future.....

Its as a Nice Pub though & had I not had to Pee, would of been Full Of Praise!! If they can sort out the Loo's then this will be a Great Place to go for your Lunch/Dinner & for drinks!!

22 Mar 2010 18:10

The White House, Clapham Common

GREAT VENUE - BUT FAR TOO EXPENSIVE!!

THE STAFF ARE SO RUDE & OBNOXIOUS!! & IT TAKES AGES TO GET SERVED & THEN ONCE YOU DO - ITS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN ROBBED!! STAY AWAY FROM THE SPIRITS - THEY HAVE BLATANTLY BEEN WATERED DOWN!!

TERRIBLE - ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE!! ITS A SHAME - ITS A NICE VENUE & GREAT MUSIC BUT THE PIG IGNORANT STAFF & UNORGANISED FEEL TO EVERYTHING JUST LET IT DOWN...... I'LL NEVER GO BACK!!

22 Mar 2010 18:04

The Windmill on the Common, Clapham Common

SO EXPENSIVE!!

They think just because of its location that its OK Just to Rip You Off!! Its disgusting!!

I Purchased 2 Pints for my Mate & I, when I got back to join my friends I noticed that inside one of my Pints of Beer there was a Chewed up Piece of Gum that someone has put in there - I took it back to the Bar & showed the Barmaid who looked at it & asked me if I put it in there!! SO RUDE!! After asking her if she was serious.... I asked for a Replacement Beer & asked to see the Manager - the Barmaid gave me another Beer & walked Off - She then came back & said that the Manager was busy & could'nt be bothered to come & see me - SHE COULD'NT EVEN LIE TO SWEETEN UP THE FACT THAT THE MANAGER DID NOT CARE!!

I CERTAINLY WILL NEVER GO BACK!! MY ADVISE TO ANYONE THAT CONTEMPLATES USING THIS DUMP (Especially when the Weather is Nice & you want a Cold beer whilst Chilling on the Common) IS - GET A COOLER BAG & BRING YOUR OWN BEERS - YOU'LL SAVE YOURSELF A FORTUNE!!

22 Mar 2010 17:56

The Alexandra, Clapham

Nice Pub... Good Service & always a Good Atmosphere - its very Basic & "NO FRILLS" but what more could you ask for!

22 Mar 2010 17:46

O'Neills, Clapham

Very Pikey!! Theres always An Argument or a Fight going on @ Least Once a Night!!

Bad Slow Service..... I'd rather go somewhere else!! :-(

22 Mar 2010 17:44

So.uk, Clapham

I Love this Bar.... They Play some Excellent Music & it Generally has a Great Atmosphere & Party Vibe!!

Saying that - some of the Staff are Very Rude & Ignorant! The doorstaff seem on a Power Trip trying to intimidate you & make you look stupid!!

If they could get some Nicer staff who were'nt Up Their Own A**ES & were More down to earth, friendly & Welcoming this would be the Place to go for a TOP NIGHT OUT!! Its still Great but its Hit or Miss as to whether your Night will be A GOOD ONE OR NOT!!

22 Mar 2010 17:40

Bison & Bird, Clapham

HORRIBLE PLACE!!

The Staff are Awful & Rude - the Service is Horrendous & SO SLOW!!

I'd Warn anyone & everyone to just stay Well Clear - going here will only ensure you have a Terrible Night & go home ANGRY & ANNOYED!!

22 Mar 2010 17:34

Nolans, Vauxhall

Dirty Horrible Pub! The staff are not Friendly & can be Quite RUDE! Its very Much a "REGULARS PUB" & They are not Welcoming to NEW FACES!!
I went here for a few drinks with a friend & was Warned not to drink any of the Draft Beers as it has caused some people to get an upset stomache - I settled for a Bottled Beer. After drinking my second bottle I noticed by looking at the label that the Beer was 2 Months out of Date!! I went back to the bar with the 2 Bottles (now empty!) & Complained - but was casually told - "Its Beer! It does'nt matter!!" I Was So Shocked & Said that it did matter & I was'nt happy about paying Full Price (Which is Actually MORE Expensive than the 2 neighbouring Pubs) for an Out Of Date Beer!! & I was just told that if I did'nt like it I could Leave!!

ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING!!

I'll never go Back!!

22 Mar 2010 17:29

Kazbar, Clapham

Great Bar - very Lively & Fun!!

But they Often run out of Draught Beers & Cider (I'm sure this a Ploy to get you to buy the more expensive bottled stuff!!)

& The Staff are'nt that Friendly & can be Rude!!

But its an OK Place to go on a Sunday Afternoon/Evening!!

22 Mar 2010 17:00

Aquum, Clapham

I HATE THIS PLACE!!

A Friend of mine wanted to celebrate her Birthday Here so Rang up to enquire about Guestlist...?? She woz told they dont do a Guest List but she could have VIP for �50 a Head (ITS CLAPHAM FOR GODS SAKE!!) She then asked about Dress Code etc... She was Informed that for the Men - Dark Denim, Smart Shirts, Shoes or Smart Plain White Trainers were Exceptable...
We decided to get there Early to try & get a Seating area - upon arrival my Friend & I were refused entry because we wearing Smart White Trainers - The Secuirty who were Very Rude & Obnoxious & the VIP Girl who thought She was Paris Hilton or something - WERE JUST HORRIBLE!! My Friend (The Girl whos Birthday it was) explained what we were told on the Phone - & they said no - Its not Smart White Trainers - its only Converse Trainers that guys can wear!!
I was Disgusted - I told my friends to go ahead & go in - because they were meeting others in there. I Went Home Very Angry!! After I left, some other guests turned up - wearing Converse Trainers & they were told they have to wear Smart White Trainers!! - So Basically they change their Policy depending on if they like your face & want to let you in!!

HOW DISGUSTING!! IT LOOKS LIKE A NICE PLACE FROM THE OUTSIDE - BUT THEIR STAFF & THEIR ATTITUDE ABSOLUTELY STINK!! I'LL NEVER GO BACK THERE AGAIN!!

22 Mar 2010 16:58

The Two Brewers, Clapham

THE BEST BAR IN CLAPHAM!!

FANTASTIC!! A Great Place to spend your Weekends or even for a Few Drinks on a Week Night!!

Some of the Staff are a bit "Clicky" but Most are Really Friendly & Very Helpful!! I Love this Place!! I know if I go here with my Mates for a Night out I'm gonna have a Great Night!!

Its a "STRAIGHT FRIENDLY" Venue - I've even taken my Straight Brother along a few times & He's had a Great Time!!

22 Mar 2010 16:46

The Duke Of Cambridge, Stockwell

Scarey - Like the Pub in Shameless!!

22 Mar 2010 16:41

Duchess , Battersea

AWFUL!!!

The Pub itself Smells Funny - Like Damp/Sewage/Dirty Toilets!! URGH!!

Its very untidy inside & Looks unclean - with Tables needing Clearing & Dirty Glasses on the bar (Although the Pub itself was Dead - only 5 customers in there drinking) - the staff look Miserable & seem very Lazy - I went in the pub to meet some mates - They offered to buy me a Drink & I refused to stay, I'd be too frightened to drink or eat anything from there!! & I Certainly will never go back!!

22 Mar 2010 16:40

The Royal Albert, South Lambeth

Its been closed for Ages!!

22 Mar 2010 16:24

The Mawbey Arms, Lambeth

If your a Chelsea Fan - then this is the Pub for you!!
Great Atmosphere, Great Selection of Alcohol, Nice tidy seating area outside!! This Pub stands out from its Neighbours because its so Friendly, Welcoming & Reasonably Priced.

The Best Pub to go to on St.Georges Day too - I would'nt go anywhere else to celebrate it - you Just cant beat it!!

22 Mar 2010 16:22

The Falcon, Clapham North

Great Pub, Great Atmosphere - This Pub Literally Comes ALIVE @ Night - ESPECIALLY IN THE SUMMER!!

One of the Few Places worth going to around Clapham...

22 Mar 2010 16:16

The Priory Arms, Stockwell

Its a Lovely Pub & the food is Excellent - but compared to the neighbouring pubs it very expensive. They have a Vast selection on Funky Ales but they dont have your typical favourites (Strongbow for example). & The staff are a bit stuck up & not very helpful..... - This Pub would suit Yuppies & People trying to impress someone - but its definately not a Pub for me!

22 Mar 2010 16:13

The Shaftesbury Cafe, Battersea

This Pub has been closed for years now!!

22 Mar 2010 16:07

The Dew Drop, Battersea

This Pub has now closed down!!

22 Mar 2010 16:06

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