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The Chameleon Bar, Woking - pub details

Address: Chertsey Road, Woking, Surrey, GU21 6HR [map] [gmap]

Tel: 0871 951 1000 (ref 2409) - calls cost 10p per minute plus network extras

Nearest train stations Woking (0.2 miles), Worplesdon (2.7 miles), West Byfleet (2.8 miles)

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General information: A typical example of a satellite-town nightclub, not to everyone's tastes. Loud, young and lairy.

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> Current user rating: 3.1/10 (rated by 49 users)
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user reviews of the Chameleon Bar, Woking

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Full of plastic hard men and their fat and ugly looking girl friends.

if you have any sense or taste go and spend your hard earned money somewhere else (imagine most of the customers are spending their free money from the "social" in this dump).

If this was the last drinking place open in Woking I would rather go home and have a cup of tea.
beershot - 8 Jun 2012 12:50
ClassyLady - Passing_By -

I'm glad that some people can agree with me. The place is very obviously for drunk teenager-chavs and 17 year old chav-mothers. I've witnessed so much out-side the front of this poor excuse for a club. Few years ago, I visited it a few times and felt as if I was in a room full of Vermin!!

I remember being in the toilet - and a bouncer (who seemed to be pissed out of his face) being bottled by some random bag of meat. The place is just for scum - No other way to describe it.

Rating of 0
VerminWatch - 14 Nov 2011 03:00
Nightsmoker - couldn't agree with you more, especially with the obese women fighting.

Just before New Year's Eve, heard that a defenceless young girl was set upon by a violent obese woman without any provocation. Any spectators??? YES - the bouncers!!! Did they step in?? NO!!

If you value your life and the life of your loved ones - you will avoid this place like the plague.
ClassyLady - 7 Jan 2011 18:31
Agree with nightsmoker, this is one to be avoided.
Passing_By - 13 Jun 2010 13:23
Firstly this is not a pub, but a drinking-hole with the latest cheese-music.
It really is a dive and full of young (and under-age) people drinking bright blue shots in (what looks like) test-tubes.

I would say that this place could also be for the bored house-wife trying to get a younger lad, whilst her husband is away lorry-driving.

I wouldn't waste my money in here and would sooner be drinking White-Lightning Cider from what is now 'Budgens' on the corner.

I've seen many sites outside the front of this place. So many different varieties of aggression, from obese women rolling around on the floor fighting (with their tops pulled up and their stretch-marks on show)... To skinny lads with spikey hair and blonde high-lights trying to take on a group of homeless and less fortunate beings.

On walking past this establishment, it's always nice to see some foreign 'bouncers', with their illuminous SIA arm-bands, pumped up and giving every person "the evil"... as if they are set to invade Poland.

I don't recommend this place and urge you to spend that little more time walking to a decent pub than waste your money, time and life in here.

Let me sum this up and leave it here...

It's a joke and full of clowns... anyone who takes to this style of lame & cheap form of entertainment is nothing more than a lost donkey.
nightsmoker - 7 Jun 2010 18:14

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