The Lullingstone Castle, Swanley - pub details
Address: 2 High St, Swanley, Kent, BR8 8BE [map] [gmap]
Tel: 0871 951 1000 (ref 23705) - calls cost 10p per minute plus network extras
Swanley (0.4 miles), Eynsford (2.7 miles), Farningham Road (2.7 miles)
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> Current user rating: 3.5/10 (rated by 11 users)
other pubs nearby:
Woodman, Swanley (0.4 miles), Olympic, Swanley (0.6 miles), Fruiterers Arms, Crockenhill (1.0 miles), Red Lion, Swanley (1.0 miles), Birchwood, Swanley (1.2 miles) - see more nearby pubs
user reviews of the Lullingstone Castle, Swanley
please note - reviews on this site are purely the opinion of site visitors, so don't take them too seriously.
| I took a wrong turn and whilst passing through Swanley thought I fancied a drink and saw this establishment. It looked a bit rough, but I am a wealthy chap so thought if anything kicked off I could afford to sue any blighter that hit me. On entering, the place went quiet like in old Westerns, but I persevered and went to the bar. A large glass of your finest house white please barman I said expecting Sauvignon Blanc or Pinot Grigio. How surprised was I when I saw him pouring from a bottle of Hock. However, as I've never tried such cheap wine before I thought I'd give it a go and promptly spat it out in a spray of wine. Unfortunately, this was all over some poor chap sitting on an adjacent table in a muscle vest with tattoos who was with his wife...also in a muscle vest with tattoos. He prompty stood up and knocked me out, and the court case is in April! meland - 10 Feb 2011 13:00 |
| Still Chav City, worth a cheap pint of Ruddles when you watch the footy but don't linger beyond the final whistle. razorbill - 18 Aug 2009 17:37 |
| Gurn mon cacker, Hart dyke gypo site. Where's me cortina? anonymous - 13 Jun 2007 22:17 |
| Great pub for a few stellas great friendly atmosphere very friendly bar staff entertainment on a friday/saturday night is absolutly amazing good for football and blinding food what more would you want from your local boozer. BRILLIANT! anonymous - 14 May 2007 16:48 |
| What a hole of chav ness, the word chav must have come from this place my god anonymous - 6 Oct 2005 11:58 |
