Nonsuch Inn, North Cheam

Most people who drink in wetherspoons are either coffin dodging miserable sperm burpers or little wanna be ganster nothings. People moaning about this fantastic pub need their bumps felt. The bar staff are quite simply the best in south london. I'm fed up hearing 'no directors', and then seeing a look as if their first born has been run over. The only way to put a smile on these perpetual grey cloud lovers would be to slip a few drops of liquid mdma into their chewy beer. Personally i would relish the chance to line them up and machine each and every single bloody one of them!

31 Dec 2004 20:06