Oxford, Ashton Under Lyne

dump

23 May 2008 23:00

Derby Inn, Burton-Upon-Trent

Like a time warp, you go in and there's racing on the box all the time and the landlords face looks like it'd crack if he smiled. There's a pungent smell of old mens BO and rotting vegetation lingering through the air. I'm sure one bloke in there lost control of his bowels when I was in there. The smoking area leaves a lot to be desired, a manky old gazebo and no patio heater. The toilets look like an open sewer and there were discarded syringes lying around on the floor and i needed to get a key to go in the place! It took me about 10 minutes to get served and it wasn't exactly service with a smile. Average age of punter 72 and a half. If I was you I'd give this place a miss!

23 May 2008 22:39