The Londesborough, Stoke Newington

If you are a smug, middle class trendy ex-hippy with multiple children under 5, who is into extremely liberal parenting and you don't give a monkeys about irritating anyone in your vicinity then wheel your buggy right this way!

Invite your friends who also have uncontrollable children who like to scream and throw things and make it a regular Sunday outing - for all the family.

Take over the couches and enjoy your pint with your smug friends while the fourteen or so toddlers in your group scream, vomit, roll on the floor, cry and throw tantrums.

Please feel free to block all access routes with outlandish three wheeler mountain buggies. Act as if nothing is wrong when you see fellow diners/drinkers grimacing and taking paracetamol to try to abate the splitting headaches they have developed from the shrill screams of your out of control toddlers.

Absolute nightmare. Shame, because if it wasn't for it resembling a playgroup it would be a decent pub.

28 Oct 2007 16:39