The Star Inn, Netherton

I called in “The Star” the other night to find out that extensive renovations have been completed to a very high standard. I was suitably impressed to say the least. I can't believe the change that it's made to the establishment. Before it was only fit for the foul mouthed scum and the mutant inbreeds that are normally in the place.

Unfortunately some of the inbreeds remain. I draw your attention to this one in particular, I believe, called Darren Dews, his nickname is “Rahul Moat.” Well if the cap fits and this one certainly does fits like a glove! This dumb idiot is not fit to be out on his own, he should have a handler to control his mouth and frightening mood changes!

I can't imagine he's ever had a woman or a man that he didn't have to pay for. His temperament strikes me that he is unable to hold down any meaningful relationship. From a professional standpoint he should consider psychiatric assistance!

A very nice couple left their drinks and walked out because of this Moat's foul mouthed language. He probably thinks that it big and to clever to swear at the top of his voice; he obviously doesn't realize that this kind of behaviour makes him look so unintelligent fool of a peasant. He's most than likely a latent homosexual with a very small penis to boot as well.

The landlord should do his job and rid the public house of this peasant, Rahul Moat, permanently! Can he not realize that he's loosing a lot of money and customers because of this idiot “Moat” character. I'm sure that the landlord's employers would love to know about this situation and their employee's lack of attention to running the public house properly.

Yours

Ezekiel Glass

29 Mar 2016 12:27