Neptune, Boscombe

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Ordered a salad for £8, received what was quite obviously a side salad, bar staff oblivious when I pointed out that my salad was in fact slightly less than half the size of the salad ‘garnish’ that came with their sandwich that cost £4.50. Have been a few times because of its brilliant location but have been disappointed every time. Pleasant enough staff but they all just seem so dim, no one appears to be managing the place. Anyone managing such a potentially wonderful establishment in a location like its got so poorly is clearly not the brightest of sparks. Poor food, poor beer, slow staff, drunk aggressive regulars.
biggingerdude - 3 Jul 2008 14:47
For a pub in such a prime site with masses of space, who is letting this go to rot? The bar smells foul - like many others before the smoking ban, there are LOTS of bluebottles, the mix of customers can be a bit threatening too. Why don't they shut it down, gut it, and start all over again with a conservatory on the front, a brighter and cleaner interior, and decent staff to keep up the standards. With all the new development and reef coming up down there, this is a potential gold mine - when will they wake up?? Not for the faint-hearted!
dorsetknob - 23 Apr 2008 20:13
Avoid this Pub, Bad food, Dirty Glasses, Very Bad Standards! Shame was a great place about 18 months ago, must of had a change of management!
566849 - 17 Dec 2007 18:46
Theres always loads of staff, but only ever one guy serving (which equals ridiculous waits at the bar), the rest seem to wander about the pub aimlessly looking for empties. Some staff very friendly, others incredibly rude, just depends on the visit I suppose.
Food is fairly good, but a place to avoid if you have a fear of large amounts of flies

popiellajones - 27 Jul 2007 16:15
Untapped potential. Are there plans to refit this pub when the Boscombe development gets underway? This area needs a good pub - I'm not sure whether the present corporate and branded offer is the best solution. A nice Free House or tenancy would be ideal.
I don't agree with anonymous postings - COWARDS.
dorsetknob - 6 Jan 2007 14:07
I usually avoid Brewers Fayre pubs having had bad experiences in the past, but when out with friends and family it's not always just up to me where we go which is how we ended up in here.
It was fine. I have no complaints with our food, and we had an excellent waitress. The bar man was cute. I had pretty low expectations so I was pleasantly surprised!
I did remember what it is that I hate about these places though.
It's the other punters!
Too many people getting lashed up with kids in tow and getting just as loud and obnoxious and annoying as their kids who are running riot.

beaniebeer - 7 Nov 2006 15:14
It often strikes me that this is a brewers fayre that the company have forgotten about.
Unfortunately have never really had a good visit here. Visited last week for the first time in a year or so, and the place does look a bit more "cared for" than on previous visits but having visited quite a few brewers fayre it always seems that this pub either does not attract or does not retain motivated staff.
On this occassion we checked before going in that the fun factory was still open and was advised it would be open for another hour, went in straight away with the children only to be told that the duty manager had changed his mind and it would be open for only another 20 mins. The kids went in and it was shut within 10mins!
Consistency is important--if asked a question by a customer its important that staff find out the correct answer!
To be fair the food was good (although standard brewers fayre grub)but it was unfortunate that a member of staff (possibly a manager) had to point out to his staff that we had been waiting longer than other customers for our food! After this was pointed out it was served quickly and with relatively positive staff!
bmth123 - 3 Sep 2006 16:18
WHAT A SURPRISE
A BREWERS FAYRE WITH EXCELLENT STANDARDS
GREAT STAFF AND THE YOUNG MANAGEMENT COUPLE ARE EXCEPTIONALLY DEDICATED AND CHEERFUL.
I WILL BE GOING BACK .
REDMICKKK - 4 Apr 2006 19:42
Staff dont give a fuck,summer or winter. great location, service poor. Shame!
dagdog - 5 Nov 2005 18:42
This pub had been recommended by a dear friend who must be dead now after reading these comments I will certainly be searching for a more friendly pub to bring my reunion to...
Tiggr - 29 Jul 2005 17:33
Absolutely rubbish.

Manager got his staff to tell us to leave, didn't have the balls to do it himself. Manager wasted more of the tax payers money on getting the police out when other than us there were about 4 people in the place.

This pub should be avoided at all costs.
KennPFC - 29 Jul 2005 15:36
useless staff !!! a coke and a lemonade please, NOT in the same glass ffs

A manager who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a pub again, took over £ 400-00 pound from our group on meals and drinks and then called the police becuase he couldn't understand that people get noisier when they have spent loads of money and have had some drinks.

It's called HAVING A GOOD TIME, for gawds sake, we even had young children with us who I am sure are traumatised from the experience, little vernon was quite upset by the whole experience..

bluegg - 29 Jul 2005 10:19
A chain-pub with chain-food and lots of provision for kiddies.

The view over the sea is lovely, the position of the pub is really great.

Pub employment policy interesting: a barman who cannot add-up and too drugged to understand menus? I assume the job conditions are terrible.

In the right hands this could be a fantastic pub.
seasiderMM - 17 Dec 2004 05:35
Nice and busy in the summertime. Bit cold and pokey in the colder months. Staff very slow and look as if they don't want to be there but beer is always ok.
sprout - 14 Oct 2004 16:54
This Neptune is nothing more than a beach bar. There is no real ale,and it is like so many bars along the Bournemouth sea front. Places like this cater for those who only care to drink keg. Those who care to walk up to the cliff top will find better establishments.
Peter Froude - pfroude@cwctv.net - 5 Nov 2003 23:21
We went there for 1 crzy stag night with me & the lads. The totty was amazing, all laydeez in bikinis-my wife has no idea what we got up to, but lets say I nearly cancelled the wedding for 'Delores'!! Great place. 10/10
Bill Inpantsan - 11 Jul 2003 15:30

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