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the best pub in eltham apart from some of the customers
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THIS PUB IS THE WORST PUB IVE EVER BEEN IN THE BAR STAFF ARE VERY RUDE AND ARROGANT AND ITS FULL OF IDIOTS
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Standing room only, but prices probably the best in Eltham, handy for a quicky whilst shopping, but not a local, certainly not one I would visit in the evenings.
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Very small for a Wetherspoons. Cheap & cheerful.
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Used to go there every now and again while my friend worked there. The clientel is 100% old men and dodgy idiots, but it's small, cosy and ok - staff are always nice enough as well. Probably the best one in Eltham, but that's not much of a complement.
anonymous - 21 Oct 2006 18:10 |
very small but friendly atmosphere pop in here often for a few might be lucky if you get a seat peek times as its so small but beer is fine staff are friendly
plunk - 20 Apr 2006 09:40 |
Well, it’s a typical Wetherspoons so that saves me having to describe it in any detail. Formerly a Bank (as the name would suggest) it could well be the smallest Wetherspoons in the country and this is probably its only claim to fame. It may also explain why there is a more limited range of beers than Wetherspoons usually offer although this is still somewhat superior to most of the local competition. Eltham has its fair share of moronic drinkers and it is safe to say you will encounter some of them in here but for a quick pint or a handy meeting place, you could certainly do worse in the area than this.
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Small, comfy and serious-assualt-risk-free in comparison to some of the other pubs in Eltham, the Greyhound next door to name but one. Used to drink in here loads during my student days. 99p pints of Theakston's and Nachos were the staple diet. Beware sitting in the postman's corner...
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The beer is exactly the same as the punters in there.... smelly and cheap. Nuff said.
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Full of Grandads and Muppets. Steer Well Clear
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Devoid of character but full of characters. Bus spotters, singing stripping fat pensioner, Harold Shipman lookalike....
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Conveniently located 20metres from the doctors. you would be forgiven for thinking that you are still at the doctors. For this Wetherspoons is God's waiting room. Maybe, the lure of the 99p a pint bitter is all that keeps it going but this really is a sorry excuse of a pub. I am relaibly informed that it is the smallest Wetherspoon pub in the country and is often used for training purposes. toilets are located upstairs, but don't worry as everyone in the pub will insist on using the disabled facilities downstairs. If only a Stannah stairlift was installed, then it will truly have the makings of an old peoples home.
Mark - 5 Mar 2004 17:01 |
Staff need training in dealing with customers as very bad attitude to their clientelle. Seem to think that we are an inconvenience and only there to make them work
T Lucas - 2 Sep 2003 13:33 |
having drunk in this pub since it first opened i can confirm the daytime clientele is made up mainly of old men & postmen, but during the evening it does get younger & friendlier. this is a good hassle free local with none of the moronic mentality that besets some other pubs in eltham.
if you do come here leave the kozel czech lager alone as it was hand made by god for me!
pug - 9 Aug 2003 14:06 |
Cramped and full of old men and postmen. Good beer though.
anonymous - 4 Jul 2003 13:54 |
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