The Cat's Back, Wandsworth

There is an old pub called the cats
that can be seen from the riverside flats
it`s been there for years
selling food wine and beers
the best pub in this town and thats that(s).

but on second thoughts...

We thought that there might be a clue
to finding out whats written by who
in examining the prose
we think, well who knows
but we`ll find out very soon if its YOU

because

Unknown can`t stay secret and anonymous
hidden profiles can`t keep you mysterious
the curious would be furious
if the devious were impervious
to the obvious that you`re not one of us

in other words

The enlightened one is`nt thats easy
a sad one who`s lonely and sleazy
and I quote `eat shite`
you`re really quite right
maybe you`re not quite as bright as you .....

If you can fill that one in
and give me a ring
my number is easy to find
A limerick should have five lines
but this ones got six....so
this last one comes from my behind

bbbbbbbbbb bollocks to you, I never swear but you knew
when you took us on over the BITE site
we love our old boozer
the ol` battle cruiser
thanks for reading, i`m off for a shite ( managed to fit it in too!) X

10 Jul 2009 20:37