The Lloyds Hotel, Chorlton cum Hardy

After deliberating over whether to go in here due to the place stinking of urine the last time I had been in, we went in here for some lunch today and got quite a shock. When we approached the bar we were told that they had no draught lagers. Then I noticed a sign behind the bar stating that the credit card machine wasn't working so card payments were not being accepted.

After ordering a bottle of lager and asking for a menu, we were told that the roast dinners weren't on but everything else was. This gave a choice of a burger, a fry up or a salad. My choice: drink the bottle of Corona and out the door.

This used to be the best pub in Chorlton when Bass had it and Dave was the landlord. You couldn't move in the vault on a Sunday lunchtime and people used to travel in from outside Chorton. Then it was sold to whoever owns Edward's and �500,000 spent on turning it into a glorified dump, followed by even more spent by JW Lees on turning it into the hole it is now.

No beer, no food, no customers, Mr Men books behind the bar. God help us.

The barmaid had nice tits though.

29 Apr 2010 16:26