Gordon Bennnett bar + kitchen, Surbiton

Gordon Bennetts is overpriced and pretentious. The owner is like a cross between Basil Fawlty and Jeffrey Dahmer, and seems intent on being as rude as possible to any one who catches his crazy eye. He seems to think he is running a michelin starred restaurant, when in fact he is running a pub with average, overpriced food.

The clientele are the kind of people who ay nothing very loudly while thinking they are cool because they pay over the odds for average food and drink.

Go there if you feel like being insulted or like wasting money.

1 May 2011 08:05