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The Cross Keys Inn, Cawsand

Tis said that a Mr BA robinson may have told the very volatile youthe to not do the usual, but did we make a comment when a young Mr Robinsons picture was proudly displayed upon a 1950s sideboard table in the cult movie of the early 1980s Quadrophenia!!!! or did he have anything to say when one of the younge Cannon boys did in fact try out the old creaky wooden rocking chair that lay dormant in the corner of the olde cottage nesstled amongst the tiny streets of said cawsands....
And was the big nosed always smiling cobbler aware that Hannah who resembles Ms Kate Bush but with a big nose, also tried out the old wooden creaky rocking chair... eh... eh.... I think not sir....
Where are they all now then.... eh... eh...Mark Swanky....Bit "O" Lemon Stoneh.... what bit.... I will show you what bit....Just like Martin... never can shut it.....

16 Jul 2014 09:22

The Pigot Arms, Pattingham

And what I used to love the most after after a great night of "new Romantic" dancing to the stars of the era was an outside line swiftly followed by a loverly Wessles hot dog from the burger van parked on the car park to feed the hoarde of hungry late night revellers before their journey home....
I remeber that the hot dogs "or weeners" as they are known by our friends from the "Good Ole US of A" came in a variety of different sizes...
You could have a small hot dog which was usually aimed for the female of the group in order to keep her weight down... a medium sized one that could suffice even the most hungry new romantic chappies appetite...
And last but not least was the "whopper" which although it was made for the more drunken youthe after a full on session of "devil Water" was most commonly used in the super sketch of the brilliantly talented Ms Barbara Striesand in the classic 1980s Latex and humorously funny series Spitting Immage.....
When we was PI**&$ as the large phallic sausage lolled around her Jewish face an entered into her open ready mouth tasting the goodness of the German Delight...... classic memories from a brilliant haunt......

11 Jun 2014 12:14

The Pigot Arms, Pattingham

If i knew that the doorman had used such vulgar language to an honest "New Romantic" merely trying to re enact state of the heart moves like their robotic heroes of the era "Tik and Tok" i would have ridden over on my mates Honda 70 Cub with the white top box which contained and old towel... and proceeded angrily to make said nasty bouncer with black dikkie bow to lik his own bleeding mal-rouge la la la la la la.... infact, the fat bloated puffer fish face person would pray that likening strikening agggaiiiinn.... would indeed blow down heavy upon him..... as woe betide.... he would not be able to fight off the heavy blows from the younge verrr fat and verrr smelly madness fan who bet his father that he would end up buying every record that the SKA group made.... not unless he wants me to "Buck his sister in the back of a big Motor"......... prey doo tell.......

2 Jun 2014 13:46

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