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This is my kinda place, Spanish don't like it very much, but he will come round, there will be plenty boating and plenty Tom coating. I will be yurning and gurning and the brasses will be learning what keeps elphick's world turning.
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14 Jan 2011 00:34
Not bad gaff, only problem is there's no gatorade or pepsi. Was in here last week having a quiet one when old boon commando rolled in smashing his face into the bar: blood alcohol must have been 86% he was crying blood when he finally stood up. He looked around the pub then clocked me and screamed WONGA.... AHHHHHHHH!
He threw up and drop his guts at the same time. I dragged him out of there and threw him into a cab. After two jars of maxwell house, he was sober enough to tell me that he was on a bender because of the new envirophone advert... And that he was going to drag me along on his evening quest to the womens institue or the rotary club so he can smash the grannies out of some piece.!!!! That's when I jumped out of the cab... As it pulled away I saw him take a bite out of the driver. Bumped into pat rice, Ian wright and bergkamp on way home all went back to the grotto for lock in, Straight up.
11 Jan 2011 14:35
This pub is great, wonga was in a right state when we piled in after the game, landlady didn't kick us out, very understanding, so to make it up to her we took her upstairs and both made her sing some gooney tunes, shame about her chevy chase, but you dont look at the mantle piece when you stoking the fire, five minutes apiece back door, up the arsenal, they have a great wine list in here, could do with a better snack selection. After a pie a mash.... Kilometrepork walked in.. So it was back upstairs for another sesh, unfortunately gigolo got The Gush! Got taken away in a jam wagon, groin going off like a sick snake.
2 Jan 2011 21:04
Well it's new years eve, Spanish wants to drag me here again, he has lined up two girls from Iberia airlines to attend us. Looking forward to smashing those business brass, first class style. No economy from me tonight.
31 Dec 2010 13:22
Great pub we went in here for cashmere's birthday before we went over road for spaghetti Bol. The only complaint I have was that the barmaids could not pour a pint. Old Two Flush, also noticed that she got a shandy pour all backwards, then again me and Spanish reckon what that moobed clown don't know could fill an oliphant's larder. Nice beer garden. Didn't notice anyone there that would qualify for a boonbastic sesh; all under 40
28 Dec 2010 17:05
The British Volunteer, Weybridge
This pub needs you..... It didn't need us, that's for sure. We were there for 3 minutes when elphick volunteered himself for destroying a grannies hotpocket round back of pub near bins, waltzed back up to bar 5 mins later for his round, stinking like a puma's dung hole... Speaking of wild cats. I had some old cougar buy me a round of vino collapso, got me warmed up for later, left old elphick, to settle bartab and various arguments while I took her back and showed her my ole^ face.
28 Dec 2010 16:53
I agree with mr boon, the decor is a bit Boston bar expected to see Frasier Crane walk in or Wendt at the bar trying it on with Devito's wife. But me and Spanish love this place, last time I was in there Spanish lost it, all because the goon show didn't play out as well as he thought, 3-0 to the chelski scum. He's always going on about pulling various mature fuzzaways in this place. Never seen him on a promise. I'm in my element in here all the mums and their mums know my name. Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
27 Dec 2010 16:35
Great pub, one of us went here for some clowns wedding couple year back, it were triffic plenty boating, free plonk,since then its changed hands into more of a brass -erie, sadly misleading, no thomas moores anyplace, although we both went here looking for boilers, whilst having a meal with said clown and Ebdon brothers, the clown and the Ebdon jnr complained constantly about their happy meals. We both liked it more than them and didn't complain as much mainly cos we got no bottle. Although saying that boono did give the waitress a shock when he promised her some fun for wonga Didn't assist in the overall discount we received from Raymondo White.
27 Dec 2010 15:56
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Kashmir, Belfast
Brother likes this place me and el Spic hate it
14 Jan 2011 00:36