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The Oxenham Arms Inn, South Zeal

another boozer with carpets blatantly soaking up the urine! you'd think sour faced landlady could invest in a bit of rug soap tight mare that she is. when i'm partaking of ale the eau de la yellow isn't a welcome fragrance that's for bleedin' sure!

18 May 2015 20:20

The Monks Retreat, Reading

today or yesterday can't remember went in and had a pint or ten to discover landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still not doing any work. that is all. i will return to once again to witness landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still doing no work.

5 May 2015 09:55

The Monks Retreat, Reading

today or yesterday can't remember went in and had a pint or ten to discover landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still not doing any work. that is all. i will return to once again to witness landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still doing no work.

25 Apr 2015 15:39

The Monks Retreat, Reading

today or yesterday can't remember went in and had a pint or ten to discover landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still not doing any work. that is all. i will return to once again to witness landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still doing no work.

25 Apr 2015 15:39

The Monks Retreat, Reading

today or yesterday can't remember went in and had a pint or ten to discover landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still not doing any work. that is all. i will return to once again to witness landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still doing no work.

25 Apr 2015 15:39

The Monks Retreat, Reading

today or yesterday can't remember went in and had a pint or ten to discover landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still not doing any work. that is all. i will return to once again to witness landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still doing no work.

25 Apr 2015 15:39

The Monks Retreat, Reading

today or yesterday can't remember went in and had a pint or ten to discover landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still not doing any work. that is all. i will return to once again to witness landlord and george michael lookalike chris wiggage still doing no work.

25 Apr 2015 15:39

The Monks Retreat, Reading

very quiet in there these days; takings must be down. or has big claire had hand in till again? smirk.

10 Sep 2014 18:56

Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, Fleet Street

cracking boozer; one of the best.

7 Sep 2014 13:20

The Fernandes Brewery Tap and Bier Keller, Wakefield

carpet smells of urine.

7 Sep 2014 13:20

The Back of Beyond, Reading

back in after a time away and was chuffed to see things improved with turkish guy leading proceedings. geez tells me he will likely be new landlord early 2015 and all good to my mind.

6 Sep 2014 15:48

The Malthouse, Reading

turn it in lord jason, everyone knows you are in fact that chris geez who spends all day every day in bobs. you got shares in the spoons son?

17 Feb 2014 14:37

The Baltic Fleet, Liverpool

full of scouse, toilets could do with an airing as could the regulars.

22 Sep 2013 17:42

The Carpenters Arms, Middle Barton

gone all ain't 'alf hot mom. shat hole that it is.

22 Sep 2013 17:40

The Hope Tap, Reading

fair play to that si geez; he is biffing the tap's equivalent to monks claire now. they like 'em hefty do spoons.

22 Sep 2013 17:38

The Retreat, Reading

that bish geez was an improvement upon bernard and tarzan as at least he could bat a smile and wasn't constantly up his own ass unlike those two tossers.

22 Sep 2013 17:37

The Olde Tavern, Kington

carpet smells of p*ss.

22 Sep 2013 17:35

The Back of Beyond, Reading

haven't all the staff buggered off to a supermarket or summit? they couldn't handle working for the slaphead midget and his even shorter bint of a wife and who could blame 'em?

22 Sep 2013 17:34

The Three Tuns, Reading

nevermind that cobblers son, that keef geez is a poofter right?

22 Sep 2013 17:32

The Back of Beyond, Reading

mr f i hear ya fella, that emma bint is on a permo man hating sesh. which is odd considering she looks like a fella. word from da Bobs kitchen drum vine is she is a mentalist; bi-wotsit or some such.

27 Jun 2013 19:19

The Three Tuns, Reading

it would be an improvement seb as spoons don't allow 8 hour smoking breaks with a 15 minute work shift. if that keef geez and his sister packed up puffing the fag industry would go down the pan. no wonder they've got a fire station opposite the boozer with those two constantly chuffing away; walking fire hazards the both of 'em.

23 Jun 2013 13:30

The Back of Beyond, Reading

is lord jason at it again? less typing and more gym fella, you is lord of the pies and nought else!

15 Jun 2013 14:09

The Three Tuns, Reading

they need to do something about that king-size keef geez always smoking for starters. he needs to lay off the pies too.

8 Jun 2013 09:41

Nags Head, Reading

have they got a cleaner? bogs don't seem to think so.

17 Apr 2013 13:34

The Diamond Tap, Newbury

since they've got the little dwarf fella as bouncer things have picked up. what good he is during a ruck is anyone's guess but gives the boozer a nice hobbiton type vibe.

8 Mar 2013 11:18

Snooty Fox, Newbury

cracking boozer if you like norks out and garage tunes banged out by a willy woofter. top trumpton.

8 Mar 2013 11:16

The Turks, Reading

overpriced and with a lot of weirdos as punters. when footie is on you don't get the usual lads out but a bunch of fey rugby type students all gone lightweight larry on the blue nun. cobblers. utter.

8 Mar 2013 11:15

Baron Cadogan, Caversham

worst spoons in berkshire. especially that willy woofter barman come from monks; right toerag if ever there were one.

7 Mar 2013 14:13

The Retreat, Reading

now they've got rid of the weirdos that ran it previously the retreat isn't a bad little boozer. trumpton.

18 Feb 2013 14:33

The Horn, Reading

that ham burglar is dan used to work in bobs. since he left gut has obviously become main priority. he isn't related to claire from monks as there is a striking resemblance. either that or fella is up the duff!

15 Dec 2012 14:42

The Back of Beyond, Reading

has lord jason/jason lord re-appeared from the kitchen or behind his missus apron after the pikeys ruled roost a few weeks back? a retreat hasn't been seen like that since the french went all cowardly lion during ww2! mind you fair play to the geez he grows a pair when barring pensioners and the infirm eh?

15 Dec 2012 10:22

The Lyndhurst, Reading

saw a punchup outside the pub this week, free entertainment i suppose.

24 Aug 2012 21:09

The Hope Tap, Reading

nearly shat meself on way up the wooden hill in here. gimme a break!

25 Jul 2012 22:56

The Victory Inn, Brighton

Unfortunately this establishment suffers from that common problem epidemic in the Brighton area. That being too many Gaylords!

17 Jul 2012 13:23

Silk Mercer, Devizes

top spoons with the usual cheap shant and grub to hand. only downside is on home turf they still call me Dave after all these years.

24 Jun 2012 10:57

The Retreat, Reading

a right local yokels type with most of the punters having escaped from fairmile by the looks of it. mentalists the lot of 'em!

28 Jan 2012 15:30

The Diamond Tap, Newbury

a lot of monkeys breakdancing in here on the music nights.

28 Jan 2012 15:28

Nags Head, Reading

Not a review as such but just to let you know we are now newly opened as Readings newest Gay pub. New tennants, new decor, new atmosphere. All are welcome so pop in for a beer and a bite to eat. An update to the info on this site will follow soon.

28 Jan 2012 14:53

The Document House, Newbury

I went in there only to find a patron had taken a shit on the floor! The staff could not leave the bar so a turd was brewing for a full hour before removal. Needless to say not recommended...

26 Oct 2010 14:54

Seymours, Newbury

is it still open? last time in here had a ruck with some grandad pulling some shapes on the dancefloor. told him his fortune and bouncers stood on pillars did nought. the swines that they are! lot of gayboys in there too.

19 May 2010 16:24

The Malthouse, Reading

malthouse? sh*tehouse more like it! used to be a good footie pub now gone all dale winton. i remember a time when could come in and watch match now just pet shop boys videos! i should ruddy cocoa!

19 May 2010 16:14

The Queens Hotel, Newbury

massive punchup pub - they love a ruck in here especially when footie on. used to be a family place but is now the away fans dirty den of choice. the brown ale is always off too the bleeders! last thursday leeds fans trashed the place and sh*t thrown everywhere. not even sure why they were in as end of season?!?!?

19 May 2010 16:03

Purple Lounge, Newbury

newbury's only gay bar. whether this is a good or bad thing depends on which side your bread is battered.

26 Apr 2010 13:14

Hog's Head, Newbury

went in the other friday and was told i needed to smarten myself up before entry. this was 3pm for chuffs sake! despite my distressed jeans being matalan's finest i felt i brushed up pretty nice. one of the staff said something about me teeth. unprofessional staff and when the darts isn't on the garlic bread crowd are roaming wide-eyed and lary. aye.

26 Apr 2010 13:06

Snooty Fox, Newbury

problem with this pub is most nights there are flies than punters. and the floors are in a right state like they've been cleaned with sh*te! and the ginger barmaid is a right misery, getting a sensible conversation out of her is like teaching a monkey to breakdance. not happening.

22 Apr 2010 12:47

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