BITE user comments - Vodkajelly
Comments by Vodkajelly
Ok, decent for a quickie, don't stay all night tho. Unless u wanna hear the same songs over and over. And watch out for the arm wrestling fight club in the downstairs toilet, can get quite heavy some nights. It's not a must that u get involved tho, they'll ask, a simple no will do tho, they won't try and pressurize u. Quite often u don't even see it.
Always good for a perve up skirts and down tops with the whole balcony thing too.
21 Jun 2005 13:20
Plain and simple, the cheesiest piece of cheesy cheesism in cheese history other than reflex of course, but thats a dedicated 70s bar so speaks for itself. Cheddar, mozzerella, edam, mini ba ba ba ba baby bell, cheese strings, red leicester, stilton, brie, goats, haloumi, the makers of these cheeses seriously need to take a leaf out the owner of this places books. It reeks of pure cheesism, this place is the reason the word cheesism got put in the english dictionary. They have cows out the back munching for their life so they can piss lump out more and more cheese.
So yeh, not such a bad place if u like cheese but if u cut ur mullet back when they went out in the 80s and chucked out the remains with any 70s and 80s music albums u had then steer clear.
21 Jun 2005 12:46
Right this place used to be good for the music and vodka jelly, but is only for the vodka jelly now tho. Music's gone downhill, used to be good if u liked r'n'b and hip hop and not just the commercial stuff. A good mix it used to be. Now its just getting well commercial and turning in to the Ciara soundtrack pub, god she's an annoying bitch.
Talking of annoying too, as i got near the other day im sure i heard the crazy frog song on too with a chavvy tramp girl flashing her breasts out the window dancing to it. As u may imagine its a classy place.
And if u like a bit of your own personal space steer well clear, its at a premium here. But if u like chavvy girls brushing their droopers up against your back and blowing smoke in ur hair after asking u for a light, then this is the place to be.
21 Jun 2005 12:31
5 words sum up this place, ha ha what a joke.
Simple as that, don't go there, unless you're an under aged chav then go enjoy your pikey little self.
21 Jun 2005 12:20
Dry bone. This place is dry bone. If you wanna know how dry bone this place is then go get Ghandi's flip flop, go put it on a nice little beach towell so its nice and comfortable and leave it in the sun for 8 days, thats how dry.
Its kinda like, ok i'm at the front of the plizace, its not a dance floor fair enough no one is dancing. Ok so oi mate where's the dance floor,
Mate: it's at the back, round the big architectual wall type thing mate,
Oh ok lets go round there and boogie our little hearts out. Ok i'm round here now i still don't see it mate.
Mate: That is it, honest, u see where everyone is just stood about sipping cocktails, if you want to go some where with atmosphere and fun then go to Bar Risa, maybe getting a little chavvy, no snobs tho.
Oh ok lets go guys we outty, cheers for the advice mate, whats your name.
Mate: Mr Bar Owner is my name, but not even i can deny this place is like a pair of greasy ballbags. Have fun at risa and remember to get courvosier coz u can't be gangsta til u do.
Ok cheers mate. Good bye.
The different vodka's are good tho if u do go there.
And if u wanna get in make sure u have no inclin of a number on your outfit as this will class it as "sportswear" dumb bouncers. Baffoons is not the word. I'd be scared of writing this if i thought they maybe able to keep a memory for longer than a goldfishes thought process.
21 Jun 2005 12:13
Bar Risa, Reading
Only place to go really for the late night, due to the lack of proper clubs in Reading and the shite that oozes out the other pub/bars. Starting to get tedious tho.
One off's will definately be a good night in here. Reading get a liquids or something, now that shit is banging.
21 Jun 2005 13:31