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The Spice of Life, Cambridge Circus

I used to drink here
every lunch, until my boss
asked me to stop it.

19 Aug 2005 11:57

O'Gradys Bar, Ilford

When I last went here
the drains were blocked and the pub
smelt like a huge egg.

18 Aug 2005 15:03

Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, Fleet Street

This pub is so old
It could burn down in seconds.
Take care with matches.

18 Aug 2005 15:02

The Tooting Tram & Social, Tooting

Massive pub with huge
Jenga and huge Connect Four.
You feel like a dwarf.

18 Aug 2005 15:01

The Lord Stanley, Camden

I once lost a blim
outside. I often return,
but rarely go in.

17 Aug 2005 16:51

The Balham Arms, Balham

I once lived above
this pub, and threw water at
women as they left.

17 Aug 2005 16:50

Auld Shillelagh, Stoke Newington

I can't pronounce this
pub's name, and so have problems
arranging to meet here.

17 Aug 2005 16:30

Bread and Roses, Clapham

Fine, if you don't mind
hundreds of screaming children,
which sadly I do.

17 Aug 2005 16:07

The Falcon, Clapham North

I first met my ex
here. I seldom come here now.
I live in Hackney.

17 Aug 2005 16:07

The Birdcage, Stoke Newington

The roasts are so huge
my girlfriend and I could share
one and feed her dog.

17 Aug 2005 15:24

The Rochester Castle, Stoke Newington

This pub is zen-like
People sit for entire evenings
Without moving once.

17 Aug 2005 15:14

Clerkenwell House, Farringdon

Bar staff are too cool
To actually serve you drinks
But they do look good.

17 Aug 2005 14:51

The Walkers of Holborn, Holborn

it's dirt cheap, but when
you talk to the locals you
get what you pay for.

17 Aug 2005 13:55

The Holloway, Holloway

bit like wetherspoons
but even more down-market
quite good for football

17 Aug 2005 13:44

The Theodore Bullfrog, Charing Cross

not the nicest pub
but it is very central
and not too busy

17 Aug 2005 12:14

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