Time Piece, Dewsbury - pub details
Address: 11/15A Northgate, Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, WF13 1DS [map] [gmap]
Dewsbury (0.2 miles), Batley (1.3 miles), Ravensthorpe (1.7 miles)
- Food served, Real ale
- Wireless internet access (provided by The Cloud)
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> Current user rating: 5.7/10 (rated by 7 users)
> Local guide: West Yorkshire pub guide
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user reviews of Time Piece, Dewsbury
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| Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is Alpine lager. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Mind you I only drink Alpine lager to make other people seem more interesting, you will know what I mean if you have met my wife, Tina. Along time ago my father said to me "Son, a woman is like a lager. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You want to drink another woman!” He was right, it was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. After a good night out an “Irish Coffee” is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four of the essential food groups:- fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. I feel sorry for all those people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. After coming home from the pub drunk the other night I came home to find my mother in law was visiting. The old witch said to me “Russell, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!” After thinking for a short while I replied and said. “Yes and if you were my wife, I would drink it!” I don’t really get on with her too well as you can probably tell. I once saw six men punching and kicking my mother-in-law. The wife said; “Aren't you going to help?” I said; “No, six should be enough!” One final thing, take a tip from me never accept a drink from a urologist! Russell_Sprout - 9 Nov 2008 01:06 |
| A typical "Wetherspoon's" establishment, full of the dregs of humanity who can't afford to drink anywhere else! Some of them probably drink "methalated spirits" for the few hours a day that this pub is closed. The only thing in this place that didn't smell was the toilets. Do yourself a favour and stay away! Russell_Sprout - 9 Oct 2008 21:55 |
| Wetherspoons pub - hangout of all the towns drunks. The Taylors landlord was'nt the best Ive had. TownFan - 31 Jul 2008 09:49 |
| Not what it was but good selection of beers Edd70 - 19 Jul 2005 12:47 |
| One of the best wetherspoons outlets in the country. Fantastic hospitality & service, good quality ales. Bram - 25 Jul 2004 16:17 |
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