The Bloated Mallard, Teddington - pub details

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Address: 3 Victoria Road, Teddington, London, Middlesex, TW11 0BB [gmap]

Tel: 020 8977 1342

Website: http://www.bloatedmallard.co.uk

Pub facilities/features:

Live music (Open Mic Night Mondays), TV
Food served (A la carte, snacks & lunch), Sunday roast, Real ale, Cocktails
Outside seating, Dogs allowed, Children allowed, Late licence (Friday and Saturday), Credit cards accepted, Smoking area, Function room for hire, Wireless internet access, Coach parties welcome

> Current user rating: 8.0/10 (rated by 4 users)

> Local guide: Middlesex pub guide

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user reviews of The Bloated Mallard, Teddington

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Best pub in Teddington by a mile! The owner is a lovely bloke!

Food is now the nuts, due to the new chef Martha.

Great atmosphere with the log fires now blazing away!

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Teddlocal - 8 Oct 2008 12:46

I can only think that maybe the new owners have rated this place as 10/10 because it's awful on several levels.
On the night I was last in I struggled to hear myself above the hooray at the bar trying to impress some girls and the real ale was off (it was about 9.30pm on a Friday night, hardly off-peak).
To top it all off the loos are now virtually in the pub, squeezed into the ground floor area to one side of the bar, and the place looks like it was decorated by Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen on acid.
Teddington has far more and far better to offer.

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Air.Guitar.Maestro - 6 Oct 2008 22:51

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