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The Blacksmiths Arms, Cudham - pub details

Blacksmiths Arms

Address: Cudham Lane South, Cudham, Sevenoaks, Kent, TN14 7QB [map] [gmap]

Tel: 0871 951 1000 (ref 24533) - calls cost 10p per minute plus network extras

Nearest train stations Chelsfield (3.3 miles), Knockholt (3.4 miles), Orpington (4.2 miles)

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> Current user rating: 7.0/10 (rated by 31 users)
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Old Jail, Cudham (0.8 miles), Tally Ho, Knockholt (1.3 miles), Aperfield Inn, Westerham (1.4 miles), Fox and Hounds, Biggin Hill (1.4 miles), George and Dragon, Downe (1.5 miles) - see more nearby pubs

 

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LOVE LOVE this pub! Great food and atmosphere. After reading the hilarious comments I might just apply for a job! :P:P:P
DRYWEAVETOPSHEET - 8 May 2014 13:57
Chipps, if you look at the comment below yours, you will see that some wanker has nicked my username, (three f's at the end). With that said, I can see that i've obviously hit a nerve with your locals and as such, i apologize if i have offended anyone. It was just my experience. You'll be glad to know i've manned up immensely and last night ordered a VODKA with my Martini. Hardcore or what!? Thanks for naming the piss up after me but I still won't be coming. Peace.
Cakenhoff - 10 Oct 2013 20:58
Hey Cakenhoff,
Very disappointed in your last reply. How could anybody take you seriously after such a crude response. You have shown yourself to be a plonker and a dickhead. JP thinks you could be an anorak.
Look Cakenhoff,we don't want to see you crumble like this and because of our Christian values, we still want you to come to Christmas pi**up.You will be pleased to know the fat locals now call it the "CAKENHOFF BASH". so come along, push your way through to the bar and get the attention of a bar bitch,-i will treat you to a shandy, or a martini if you prefer.
Man up,and don't crumble, CAKENHOFF!

Mr Chipps, caretaker of the F.O.L and protector of the B.B.s

chipps1977 - 10 Oct 2013 12:02
Chipps,

I bet it was you who suggested that the swearbox money be spent on a "P***UP" at your pub wasn't it?

While you're drinking downstairs with all the men at Christmas don't worry if youre ugliest bar bitch is missing. I'll be upstairs shagging your wife.
Cakenhofff - 4 Oct 2013 16:03
Hey Cakenhoff
Had a word with the fat obnoxious locals sitting at the bar, I have now introduced a swear box I asked the bar hogging locals what charity we should support with the money raised, and after much sole searching. They decided to spend it on AN ALMIGHTY P***UP at Christmas.
So would you like to join us and our bar bitches.
MAN UP AND SHOW UP Cakenhoff.

Anthony Chipps The Pub Manager and caretaker of the fat obnoxious locals.

chipps1977 - 3 Oct 2013 13:49

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