The New Inn, Coldingham - pub details
Address: Bridge St, Coldingham, Eyemouth, Berwickshire, TD14 5NG [map] [gmap]
Tel: 0871 951 1000 (ref 16027) - calls cost 10p per minute plus network extras
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> Current user rating: 7.0/10 (rated by 5 users)
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| Focussed on food - the bar is small but quite friendly and lively but really more of a waiting area for people out for a meal. The food is excellent - lots of fresh seafood from Eyemouth, nearby. It is often very busy and in the summer you really need to book in advance for an evening meal. Serve real ale in the bar. I like the place a lot - happily recommend it. DonQuay - 8 Nov 2010 14:06 |
| "Theyre out theyre out scenes of mayhem here" newspaperreporterbee was reporting the action through the tiny plastic megaphone he got for his birthday from newspaperreporterbeesmumbee. He had aspirations of working for the bee bee corporation and owning his own tiny tin megaphone. "Theyre through the window and buzzing for the anchor". The bees were angry. They were taking with them extra bottles of formic acid to make their stings even worse than normal. Gummy and hortense could be about to have the worst night of their lives. Nobody knew for sure only susan she didnt seem too bothered but then again she didnt like gummy and hortense. The philosopherbee pondered for a moment. If a bee is in a forest and a tree falls over did it make a sound. He followed the other bees through the window pondering. strange.ramblings - 28 Oct 2010 21:58 |
| Back at the new inn. The bees had finally come out of hiding under the table and discovered their queen dead. Murdered by hortense and the bee spray. The bees were livid and arguing about what was best for the swarm. Two factions emerged. Firstly bees in the evening led by retired worker bee chrisbee. They were a harmless well mannered swarm who believed in the traditional values set down by the old queen. The others were a group of radicals called buzzgalore led by rogerbee. This group of radical bees would only collect nectar from the most colourful flowers and wouldnt dirty their furry arms on less colourful shades. Rogerbee was well respected amongst the buzzgalore swarm because he was able to buzz for long periods of time nonstop. The bees in the evening swarm however had always considered him to be a bit of a drone. The two bee factions were congregated on opposite sides of the pub trying to bash their way out through the closed windows. Some bees led by millybee were buzzing on the fence trying to settle the differences between the two groups. Others such as trainbee and strongersbee were full of hatred and disgust toward the peaceloving bees in the evening swarm. Chrisbee spent most of his time sleeping and counting his jam. Small cracks were begining to appear on the closed windows even though there were plenty of open windows. It wouldent be long now till the bees were reaping their revenge on the murdering hortense and her horrible husband gummy. But in the meantime let us return to the anchor. strange.ramblings - 19 Oct 2010 21:17 |
| Into the new inn strolled mr sandywoods dragging with him the reluctant susan who had sensed that the landlord did not like dogs. There was so much jolification occuring that nobody noticed mr sandywoods had brought a dog onto the premises and nobody noticed the huge swarm of bees loitering outside. Humbert and gummy were glaring at each other. Ethel and hortense were chatting like a house on fire. Doctor roo was keeping the rest of the crowd amused playing the bontempi organ. Sweetcheeks was dancing with harry (a possible romance emerging perhaps). A clumsy harry cloddishly stepped on the rear hind paw of a discombobulated susan who let out rather loud yelp. "Get that mutt out of here" brayed gummy. "who are you calling a mutt" blared mr sandywoods. A bedeviled gummy picked up a buffet and threw it in the direction of a ducking mr sandywoods. The buffet smashed a window. In swooped the bees and seeing that mr sandywoods was in an argument began buzzing angrily. "Look out for that swarm" harry rescued sweetcheeks through the door. Everybody was dashing to the exits in a frantic dither. Luckily for everyone concerned bees are absolutely useless at finding exits prefering to bash their heads against closed windows. Hortense ran at the swarm chivalrously with bee killing spray. The bees were dropping like flys. Mr sandywoods then grappled with the manic hortense. "Leave the bees be you murdering b" The bees somehow managed to hide. "Enough of this madness" says doctor roo. "whos for the anchor". strange.ramblings - 17 Oct 2010 20:26 |
| On the outskirts of coldingham lives mr sandywoods the town beekeeper. He was preparing for his mid afternoon stroll taking with him his binoculars in case he bumped into any rare species of tree. Unbeknown to himself he was being followed. The bees loved mr sandywoods for he had built them all their hives and so they were looking to see if he built any more on his stroll. They kept a safe distance so their buzzing sound would not disturb his chihuahua susan. The sun shone hot on coldingham. "Its more like warmingham" thought mr sandywoods to himself. Susan thought that this was a good joke because she was telepathic and able to understand human speech. The bees also buzzed in warm humour because they saw susans tail wagging and guessed that mr sandywoods had thought an amusing thought. Mr sandywoods susan and the bees was strolling past the new inn when he heard the sound of laughter and merrification. He strolled toward the door dragging a reluctant susan. "I fear trouble" thought one of the bees. strange.ramblings - 17 Oct 2010 05:38 |
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