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Address: 442-444 Brixton Road, Brixton, London, SW9 8BH [map] [gmap]

Tel: 0871 951 1000 (ref 10486) - calls cost 10p per minute plus network extras

Nearest tube stations Brixton (0.1 miles), Clapham North (0.7 miles), Stockwell (0.7 miles)

Nearest train stations Brixton (0.1 miles), Loughborough Jn (0.6 miles), Clapham High Street (0.8 miles)

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CLOSED - Now a TK Maxx.
Been closed for what must be at least 5 years now.
southlondonbeero - 5 Feb 2017 10:36
Well I went in here last night, what a transformation!

It is now a trendy pub called Ivan's retreat, the toilets smell nice too!
gold76 - 3 Jul 2008 14:35
This place makes a Wetherspoons pub look like a quaint country pub.
Essentially a huge bright room with random furniture dotted about it. The punters are either gig goers or dodgy locals who eye you suspicously when you walk past.
The toilets are beyond comment and if you can get served in under 10 minutes you're a better man than I. Seriously, I walked out the last time after being ignored about six times in favour of people who came to the bar after me.
Yes it's cheap but the adage 'you get what you paid for' has never been so fitting. Find somewhere else.
NikiJ - 19 Feb 2008 16:31
Oh my goodness, do bars as bad as this really exist? I’m still scratching my head. The Goose is a huge barn of a place with absolutely no redeeming qualities. It’s bare, dull, tatty and just completely lacking. Cross your legs. Do not visit the toilets and just what the hell was that stench? The service was equally atrocious. After waiting for ten minutes, expect the staff to struggle to pour your pint, then get told there is “problems with the gas”, before pouring you an alternative pint that is either watery or with a huge frothy head. Yikes. It is cheap, but please, take the advice from someone who genuinely enjoys pubs and dishing out advice, don’t visit. One more time, don’t visit. Wednesday (12th Dec) was a grey day in terms of pubs for this reviewer.
HTM69 - 16 Dec 2007 12:13
One visit to here will change your life forever. A disgrace. A show up. A stain on Brixton.

The horrific memories of visiting this shambles of a pub will stay with you till the grave. The funny smells, the dour decor, the random bumps and lumps in the floor, the cesspit that is the toilets, the rude locals, the Del Boy Trotter wannabe “manager”, the brain melting background music…..

The glasses are never clean, the kitchen is never open, the disabled toilets smell like a sewage plant, the regular toilet is always flooded, the whole pub is falling apart. Its no surprise its always empty but for the hardcore dole collectors dotted round this hellhole. In fact hang on, does this pub even HAVE a manager??? Because I’m not aware of one. No half-decent manager would let a joint get into such a sorry state

AVOID AVOID AVOID AVOID!!!!!

anonymous - 29 Oct 2007 17:57

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