Black Swan, Martyr's Green

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user reviews of the Black Swan, Martyr's Green

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Unfortunately I never knew the previous incarnation but it's obvious upon crossing the threshold that an atrocity of monstrous proportions has occurred. If you can blank that from your mind and repress the urge to turn tail and look for somewhere resembling a pub you will discover a reasonable selection of beers including some Belgian bottles and currently a wide range of ciders. Both Doom Bar and Shere Drop in fine fettle this afternoon.

Once you've got what you want your chances of finding a seat inside are pretty thin as it's nearly all laid up for eating so best to go outside to use some of the daftest garden furniture I've ever come across.

It was surprisingly empty for a Bank Holiday Sunday afternoon. I suspect that the gastropub joke is wearing a bit thin these days, even in fabulously wealthy recession-immune areas like this, and that the pubcos will have to dream up some other dastardly scheme to torment us with.


nickdavies - 24 Aug 2008 19:48
Good for beer. Good for cider at the moment as well. Food is pretty good, if a little expensive, but thats the way it goes these days.
aleman - 7 Aug 2008 21:07
this is a lovely pub had a great meal great service would definitely go back
mrraffles - 21 Jul 2008 20:45
Very good except for the confused/not overly efficient bar staff. Otherwise they have got it right here.
Seant - 28 Apr 2008 20:41
well i use to go to the duck every wednesday for over 5 years, lovely english pub with heritage .what a shame dont intend to eat there just relish on the past and find another pub
freestyly - 5 Aug 2007 12:03
Dropped in for Sunday lunch yesterday whilst visiting family in the area. Food was okay, though way overpriced for what it was. Beer the same - £6.75 for a Guinness and Staropramen seemed a bit much to a northern lad like me. Lovely setting, pub area is nice too
atsoutar - 23 Jul 2007 09:47
I used to go to this pub in it's previous guise as the 'Mucky Duck'. All that old world originality has been swept away as have the customers. I called by there recently and on entering I thought I'd passed straight through to Terminal 4 departure lounge. Nice load of wood with the odd nook and cranny but anonymous and bland is all I can say. I'm sure it will be a financial success as the prices commanded are a performance in themselves though all character and local charm has gone. Not a pub any more by any stretch of the imagination – another gastro outlet for porkers and rollers (not just the cars).
nicktheflick - 21 Jun 2007 12:42
As always, people will shout when they have something to complain about, and not necessarily when everything is good. I came on here looking for the opinion of this pub after spending two nights in a row at this new-found local of mine, and I can say my experience was very different to those below.

I went to the Black Swan last Wednesday with a couple of friends. They had already eaten, so treated themselves to two desserts, whilst I ordered the roast chicken. The meal was fantastic, served quickly within 10-15 minutes and the chicken was the most tender, succulent chicken I've had in a long time. The two desserts were incredible - I think one was a Chocolate Fudge Sundae, the other a Sticky Toffee pudding. I definately heartily recommend the Sundae!! But both are to die for!

I enjoyed the evening so much, I returned the next evening with a couple of other friends - in fact I think we sat opposite the poster below, since I did see a couple who were complaining about how thoroughly their chicken had been cooked. I do sympathise with them, as no one wants to pay good money for food which isn't cooked to standard, but we all ate that same night without any problems. I had the rump steak, which was cooked to perfection (I asked for a medium-rare). I am fussy about my steaks, and I don't often order steaks in a pub anymore, as they tend to be tough, dried out affairs (anyone wanting a REALLY good steak - try the Gaucho Grille in Sloane Street, Kensington!), but it was pretty good. My friend had the chicken on my recommendation from the night before, and again, had no problems with the cooking.

Overall the service and food I have experienced so far has been fantastic. And the setting is great - and the decor is nicely modern and contemporary whilst still retaining a homely feel at the same time, not to mention the great outdoor area.

I'd driven past the pub before, but was inspired to try it out after reading another glowing report by Clifford from the dine-online website. Check out his review on his website if you want to see what this pub can offer, from an experienced foodie!

Finally, the pub was packed both nights (well, for a mid-week night it was very busy). They were also fully booked for Sunday lunch, so make a booking if you plan to head there on a sunny weekend.

sixspeed - 4 Jun 2007 14:52
Dinner last night was an overpriced shambles! I and one of my friends had chicken and chips for an outrageous £13...chicken was raw in the middle, chips were cold and the plate so hot that the rocket was glued to it! The staff are friendly and it's not their fault what emerges from the kitchen. Good selection of beer and the interior has been well refurbished but was it worth transforming the lovely old 'Mucky Duck' into this pretentious and soulless place?
silkpurse - 1 Jun 2007 13:02
Hilarious article in The Sunday Telegraph Stella magazine for 4th Feb 2007. It is headed “The Black Swan would be great - if only it showed customers and food a bit more care”. It was given a Stella rating of 3/10 yes 3/10 and that is from a magazine and journo who love the sort of pretentious twattery represented in this farrago of an enterprise.
She had the sea bass “which I could smell off the plate. It wasn’t off-off, just I thought a bit too old to serve to anyone. So I sent it back…No apology…” and the replacement “still seemed a bit old to me“. The article went on in this vein.
A friend of mine and her pals went there for their Christmas Dinner, it was so bad and the food so cold, they refused to pay and the management did not seek to force the issue.
I admit that I am biased. I can’t stand what the vandals have done to this pub. I am just so pleased that others have spotted the fact that this is now a dreadful pub, staffed by dreadful people, charging dreadful prices for mediocre service.
bumpsfelt - 5 Feb 2007 19:28
Hopeless. Pub first tried to put us off through incompetence and then, when that failed, tried to poison us! Ordered simple burger got beef brisket, sent that back and got correct burger but completely raw in the middle. Sent back again. By this time partner had finished their meal and was ready to go home. Eventually got correct cooked burger but served with original accompanying chips, roll etc which were by this time stone cold. How we laughed!! Maybe some of the money spent on refurb could have gone on training competent staff.
nickmarch - 3 Feb 2007 11:43
Gave the place a visit for first time since refurbishment. It has definitely changed. It is much more like a restaurant than a pub now. They still a decent range of beers but the seating places for just drinking is now limited.

Mostly staffed with people waiting to take orders for food. The food menu is very expensive, so not worth eating on a regular basis unless you can afford it. Attracts a lot of visitors for some reason.. Its a bit out of the way so rather suprising. If you are looking for pub food and a put atmosphere this place isnt worth it.
aleman - 19 Dec 2006 17:08
I remember going to this pub years ago and noting some local saying the "flip flops" had arrived early. I presume this was a dig at non-locals using the pub.

Happily things have changed and the Black Swan is a modern comfortable pub serving great food. The decor is tasteful, the beers are good and the clientele respectable.

A lot of refurbishment has been undertaken and the pub is unrecognisable from the "Slaughtered Lamb" days.

Malc_London - 4 Dec 2006 13:34
I used to goto this pub on sunny evenings in the summer and on christmas day for dinner. Today I decided to see the refurbishment and have a traditional sunday lunch. I tried booking but the phone went straight to the answer phone for 30 mins before I decided to take the 30 mins drive as I never needed to book before. To my disgust they have killed the local country feel to the place and made it into a yuppie snobbie over-priced dive. I was told when I got there they were fully booked and if i could find a table in the (tiny) bar area I could eat. The waitress was rude and all the cutomers would off never of visited the pub before the refit. There is also now no kiddie play area. RIP The muddy duck. I certainly will not be going back.
stimnet - 29 Oct 2006 22:32
Update from my entry on 15/09/06.
I disliked the pub then. I hate it now. It has however been hugely entertaining taking people here who knew the Mucky Duck of old and are horrified as to what has happened. The interior decor is a complete disaster, the price of beer and food astronomical and the staff both ignorant and obsequious at the same time.
Oh dear.
bumpsfelt - 24 Oct 2006 15:35
I have been coming to this pub for 13 years, since I was 16, It is cleaner since the refurb and the beer is better and the food is better. However it just does not feel like a pub any more. It feels like a trendy wine bar. In fact on seeing it for the first time, post refurb, I was surprised to remember that it had never been a bank.

Nice now, but not the same at all. England needs proper pubs, not more restaurants.
matthew - 12 Oct 2006 17:01
It is not a local pub for local people as Geronimo state on their website. I have heard that the London set will be frequenting the place in the near future, So inflated prices will now be the norm, expensive food that is nothing to rave about, a good range of beers but again expensive. I think as Geronimo Inns other pubs are all based in London, there has been no thought about the local people in their new venture in Ockham. Will be used by the gin and jag set and London people NOT A LOCAL PUB. What a shame that the mucky duck has turned into this.
loren - 6 Oct 2006 23:32
Whilst this pub is no longer serving the widest range of ale in Surrey...it is serving very high quality, consistent ales which are always in peak condition due to the fact the tubs are probably changed every other day.

The food is pricey but well worth it in quality terms.

The management all seem very friendly on the half dozen times I have visited and despite the "gastro" feel it is still very relaxed.

If you want oldy woldy then go to the Hautboy or any other country pub in the area....if you want modern, good food and consistent ale...go here.
givemeale - 6 Oct 2006 08:57
It's true that the Black Swan is now clean (antiseptic), airy (characterless), has real ales,(4 instead of 14), bar snacks (£9.50 for sausage and mash)and a restaurant (75% of the floor area)but it's also clear that it is now a trendy wine bar going after the Cobham yuppie market.
The old cosy if ramshackle country boozer with a beer selection that made it a destination pub and the best BLT for miles has been vandalised beyond redemption. And the 'lovely garden' is a post nuclear modernist desert with disgusting black reconstituted stone furniture, the back end of which, where the playground used to be currently bears more than a passing resemblance to Passchendaele obviously in preparation for more Chelsea Tractor parking.

Awful.

RIP The Mucky Duck


MrLloydEvans - 5 Oct 2006 11:24
I agree largely with fellwalker and bumpsfelt, but I suppose it depends what you look for in a pub.

If you like your pubs like most gastro pub/bars in and around London, then the new look Muck Duck may well appeal to you. The interior has been completely gutted and refurbished, and is clean and modern. Went in Saturday night just gone - very busy and full of mainly diners.

I had a pint of Ringwood Old Thumper, which I thought was good. Also being served were Shere Drop, Adnams and Bass, as well as the usual lagers and Guinness. Can't comment on the food as I didn't try it, however I did note that they were not serving from the bar menu - you could only order from the restaurant. I don't know why.

Enough of being objective: for my taste the refurbished Black Swan is not a patch on it's previous incarnation. Sure the old Duck needed a bit of cleaning up and a lick of paint, but it didn't need all the cosiness ripped out of it as has been done. In a choice between the old slightly grotty Muck Duck and the new bistro style Black Swan I'd take the former every time.
apreynolds - 3 Oct 2006 11:44
Apologies! Reference (on 28.9.06) to Timothy Taylor Landlord should have read Ringwood Old Thumper (was confusing this place with Olive Tree at Sutton Green!)OT is a fantastic beer but, unfortunately, served here at far too cold a temperature for bitter, so full taste not achieved.
fellwalker - 2 Oct 2006 08:48
If you want to see an example of 21st century vandalism, go no further than this pub! It must have cost hundreds of thousands to desecrate this place!Formerly affectionately known as the "Mucky Duck" it was the epitome of an English country pub, which made it an ideal location for several films, tv programmes such as Inspector Morse etc. Gone now is the bank of at least a dozen real-ale handpumps, the atmospheric pagoda-style sitting area at the front of the pub, and the variety of fascinating and friendly "locals". Also the door-step bacon sarnies!
It is now a loud, brash, brightly lit wine bar-style place frequented by thrusting, upwardly-mobile chinless wonders who enjoy being overcharged for unidentifiable cuisine, and who couldn't tell a pint of Old Peculier from a pint of Perrier. Only redeeming feature...they do serve Timothy Taylor Landlord!
Far better to continue along the road to The Plough at Effingham!
fellwalker - 28 Sep 2006 17:36
I think that bumpsfelt might have gone to the wrong pub. The Black Swan is now clean, airy, has real ales, great lagers, bar snacks as well as a restaurant menu. There are big sofas, real fires for the winter and a lovely garden - that's almost finished! All of the attributes of a proper pub and more.....
anonymous - 26 Sep 2006 16:55
Reopened yesterday. It must have cost millions - all of them wasted.
It used to be a grotty old pub but is now a grotty new pub with everthing set up to frighten pub goers.It is hard to see to whom it will appeal. I do not think that it will ever have regulars. The decor is terrible. The prices unconscionable. The lack of carpet and curtains causes booming which makes conversation unpleasant. Not a place for a relaxing night out.
It is my prophesy that the new owners will lose their shirts.

bumpsfelt - 15 Sep 2006 11:02
Currently receiving a (much needed) renovation - think it might be reopening later in September 2006.
mikey64 - 8 Sep 2006 18:12
"Beware the moon lads - and stick to the roads..."
No sign of a pentangle on the wall these days, but plenty of beers to keep you happy.
thefilmboy - 2 Aug 2006 09:55
This pub also featured in Inspector Morse as the setting for a pub in Oxford. Why a pub in Oxford and not in Cobham we will never know!

A must for the real ale fan as it offers an impressive range. Atmosphere is warm as well. The only bad thing about this pub is that it's difficult to get to without a car


Will2 - 26 Mar 2006 19:44
IS a great pub if you're after a real fire, excellent choice in ales, no-frills grub, large childrens play area and a place to run the dog - can't think of a better place for a Sunday afternoon!
The landlord knows his stuff when it comes to ales and is keen to get in unusal and scrummy guest ales to suit all tastes, as often as possible.

smileychops - 29 Oct 2005 11:41
Used to be a great pub. Popular with bikers. Went recently only to find that it's close to derelict. Heard a rumour that the owner was doing time at Her Majesty's. Twas a Sunday lunchtime and there was no food on offer apart from a Hund n Zweibel van in the car park. Garden was overgrown and in need of serious attention. A bit like the pub.
twiglet - 27 Sep 2005 00:25
Smashing pub, boasting a huge variety of well kept beer. The large garden is family friendly with a play area for children, and great for bringing your dog after a long walk in the countryside. I must concur with the comment about the food though, it is institutional (sometimes inedible), but the food shouldn’t detract from the overall excellence of this pub.
loz - 16 Aug 2004 14:47
located in a nice country area. Plenty of gangsters do tend to hand around but if you can ignore that its nice - outside seats are best. There is even an old football pitch just near.
aleman - 9 Aug 2004 14:10
It's the pub featured in the film "An American Werewolf In London"
Alice Keymer - alicekeymer@wongfaye.com - 28 Jan 2004 21:03
Great for real ale. I wouldn't recommend the food though. Sometimes have bands on a Sunday evening which make for a lively end to the weekend!
Andy - 12 Jan 2004 16:17
Good real ale pub - 18 beers!
Olly - 1 Dec 2003 13:27

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