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Shake your moneymaker baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby,
When The Regent wants to take a walk on the wild side, this is the place I come to with my fellow lieg men. If you come here for the beer, you are sadly deluded, brother. Good old fashioned striptease, none of that Americanised pole/lap dancing which is about as erotic as the thought of Hilda Ogden decked out in Agent Provactuer lingerie, not a nice thought. The Flying Scotsman says want it does on the tin, keep up the good work. 5/10 for the pub 10/10 for the jack the rippers (strippers)
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No shy girls though.....100% on that.
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Well, shit beer one side but go next door and wa-hey!!!
You see EVERYTHING although some girls are better than others(like life).
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Ah, the Flying Scotsman, a Kings Cross institution and long may it remain so, however much the area is developed and sanitised for the hoards of tourists everyone seems to be expecting to arrive on Eurostar. Every couple of years I check it out expecting to see it closed and whilst it always looks boarded up the door to London’s seedy side is always open. It’s a truly appalling pub of course but as so much of Kings Cross seems intent on rushing headlong into a brave new world the Flying Scotsman reminds us of it’s ignoble past.
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Hey this pub is spoton for getting what you want -a pint and and some girls getting their kit off for a quid in the old pint pot-some are quite fit really and hey its a quid!!
If you dont like the beer then have strongbow!
Its perfect for that pre football visit-enjoy
anonymous - 22 Nov 2007 23:00 |
Just being nosey, but what were you trying to phone the scotsman for?? I dont think they do parties...
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The phone no. given here is incorrect and his a private house!
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methinks anonymous should be going to Spearmint Rhino. What do you expect ? This is the cross after all this is the real deal a lowdown and dirty, bump and grind type place this is a little bit of Tijuana transported to the most unglamourous and miserable area of London. who on earth goes to this place for the quality of the beer, keep your eye on the stage and enjoy the show.
anonymous - 16 Sep 2007 14:17 |
Tis pub should be demolished. Staff delibrately short change customers to make up for the fact they are underpaid. The landlady has been known to sell dodgy cigarettes from downstairs. And half the dancers are illegal immigrants. Toilets? Well guess they could be called that. If beer and woman are your thing there are a lot better pubs in London than this.
anonymous - 12 Sep 2007 09:28 |
Great pub...
Beer and Birds with their snatches out
What more do you want?
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BADA BING !
anonymous - 5 Sep 2007 23:07 |
After a gruelling 3hr rail journey from Durham, the Scotsman provides a welcome I'm sure you can't get in any other part of our wonderful capital. The smell of stale pi$$ (might be the beer..probably both) wafts through the door, anticipation mounts as you walk around to the 'stage' to see which lovely is performing and then you are sucked into a lovely vortex of sleaze. Go again when you are hammered and it takes on a sort of homely, welcoming atmosphere. My next homecoming is 6th October at roughly 12:30pm..look forward to seeing you then girls.
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All the fun of the fair. Can get expensive if you stay too long. Gaby is my favourite, class.
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This place is one of my favourites when I'm in London on my todd - couple of pints, something nice to gawp at on the stage, no frills. Bar staff are a bit miserable, specially the young woman on this evening. And some of the entertainers are a bit pushy - but if you like spit and sawdust and have a pocket full of 50pences, give it a go!
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Believe it or not the pub is in fact very much something to talk about. It is a listed building and is one of the only pubs in the area with the interior, pretty much intact. (Tear your eyes away from the stage and you will see a lot of original features!)
However that's not really what its all about. It's a pub that pulls no punches and is a down to earth , value for money place. (And those of us who go there regularly just love it!)
anonymous - 8 Feb 2007 14:55 |
I'm not sure what to say about the Scotsman. From the outside it looks like a dump, inside it's just as bad. The pub itself is nowt to talk about - expensive fizzy lager and no where to sit unless you bag one of the seats at the bar which seem to be claimed as soon as the place opens its doors. Really this gaff is somewhere to take your mates from out of town - to show them the sleazy side of London. As for the strippers well it's the kind of gaff you wouldn't be shocked to see them get up with a mars bar wrapper stuck to their arse. The plastic pint pot that gets brought around is tiresom after a while but then I'm not one of the poor mares who has to work there. I read somewhere the bog was the inspiration for the 'worst toilet in Scotland' but maybe that's just legend?
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The Flying Scotsman is to Spearmint Rhino what the Ford Capri is to an Aston Martin DB9.
But Capris are bloody good fun - in spite of their faults.
And the Scotsman is great fun too. I'd love to know how they audition the dancers; I don't think the phrase "Sorry love, you're not quite what we're looking for" has ever been uttered.
Think of it as "Readers Wives - The Musical".
I can't stay away!
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First went in this place in the early 90's and didn't really know what I was letting myself in for. I haven't felt threatened or uneasy but that doesn't mean it can't happen in that part of town esp. I lost a few wallets over the years around there. I first knew the stunning 'Thereza' - a black angel who for some reasons liked my talk and we got on. Apart from the obvious she was kind and considerate and I had a liking for her. The beers average, prices not cheap and the place could do with a full clean and start again but you get what you get and the regulars seem to continue. HELLO 'THEREZA; IF YOU'RE OUT THERE.
Mcloj - 29 Jan 2007 13:21 |
I have been in there in a suit and tie carrying a laptop, and again in jeans and a rugby top and get treated exactly the same no matter what I look like. I can also say i have never felt threatened there either unlike some other places i could think of. I agree with the other reviewer.. you get what is on the tin. And that said unless you know from word of mouth what it is like you are not likely to wander in by mistake. As a hint though.. if you are planning a couple of drinks make sure you have a pocket full of 50p pieces! And leave the other half at home!
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An altogether fine and noble establishment. Has no pretentions and does exactly what it says on the tin.
I can not say I have ever felt threatened in there and the beer is ok if a little on the steep side. Still what with 50p in the jug you can't grumble.
anonymous - 21 Sep 2006 16:21 |
Cabaret expert I meant. I think my eyes are going.
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As something as a cabaret excellent not that impressed. The Queen Anne in Vauxhall is much more friendly. Beer was ok but the vibe meant I wouldnt stay for a 2nd pint.
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So the German police want to know how to keep the peace at the World Cup? They should look no further than The Flying Scotsman.
Every match day, at about 6pm, fans of northern clubs converge on this place, waiting for return train. They're completely inebriated, have likely suffered a drubbing, and are most likely from Leeds/Luton/Hull or Sheffield - not exactly the best of friends.
Yet for the brief time they're in here there's not a hint of trouble.
So what unites the lot? The pleasure of seeing women so desperate for money, they'll show you everything for 50p. Perhaps next time violence breaks out in a place showing the match, rather than switching it off to a blank screen, they should put some p*rno on. It seems to do the trick.
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Being in the Flying Scotsman is like paradise!
anonymous - 27 May 2006 12:50 |
Big Ben, Tower Bridge, The Flying Scotman, what a wonderful city.
I want to spend the rest of my life at The Flying Scotsman!
anonymous - 20 May 2006 12:20 |
Fantastic! It's a bargain! It doesn't get more sleazy than this. Old fat men use to position them selves with their mobilephone cameras to get a pic of the girls.(Not allowed anymore).That was worth 50p on it's own! They have never asked me to pay, a bit of a disapointment since i probably enjoy it most. in my own domestic way. It could be that, if i do pop in to the pub, im in male company (also im stright).
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Ummm.....Try the White Horse in Shoreditch the women actually look like beautiful women and are worth every £1 coin.
anonymous - 15 Apr 2006 23:59 |
A classly establishment! Pricey but a good laugh. Not the best looking girls and the growler is often unkempt!
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No its wrong. very wrong...... 50p is too much
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Fantastic, most beautiful honeys in london
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You wouldn't believe this if you saw it in a movie. It's the closest you'll get to Jack the Ripper. Excellent. And yes chuck 'em a pound.
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Only ever come in here to look at naked women. The beer is not good nor cheap and the bogs smell.
Please give the girls A POUND (even if some of them are not as beautiful as they should be) it's how they earn their living.
This is the grottiest strip pub in London!!!!
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quality!!!
strippers for 50p in the pot (20p if you can get away with it!), drink bottles tho.
a place for a visit and laugh with yer mates, not for a night out.
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I've only ever been here when Quite drunk. Its recently been painted on the outside, the inside is Very Bare. Most of the girls on stage are local, some have the tell tail signs of needle useage. Its ok for a laugh, i wouldent make a night out of it though.
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Good for a laugh. Drink the bottled beer at all times. Trust me. The smell of sweat and piss doesn't really do it for me, but it's an experience nonetheless.
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BuckPalace, Big Ben & The Flying Scotsman. This is what London is all about. Hoping this place will stay as seedy and dodgy looking as it is now, and not go the way of Browns. A real experience.
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You just have to go here at least once!
Down market, sleazy, dirty, hosltery that has blacked out windows, no furniture and women stripping on a makeshift stage, collecting 50p's from punters who want to watch.
Brilliant!!!!
Contrary to reports the women werent all bad.
In fact of the 10 we say, only 2 were dogs.
Had it's share of old perv's but they were harmless.
Advice - drink bottled beer!
I will have to go again!!!
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Initially I went for a laugh with some mates but now I can't get enough! There aren't enough 50p's in the Bank of England to satisfy my addiction to the Flying Scottie. Love those Eastern Europeans.
PompeyBoy - 11 Nov 2004 14:47 |
This larely unknown pub should be an institution, and is definitely worth a visit. Seedy, small, and good for the best laugh anyone has had in recent months! Strippers so unattractive they are unique, and also others who are beautiful. Sawdust on floor, gents W.C. with miniature urinals (Did they receive the wrong shipment, or was this simply to save cost?), and now for some reason plywood on its windows!
Tom from Putney - 9 Oct 2004 11:36 |
Ohhhh Yesss, Not bad for fifty pence a go, you can look till your hearts content, Ideal for an after work look at some naked women. Beers ok as well.
Enjoy
St Pancras Steel Erectors! - 22 Sep 2004 18:32 |
if yu like beaver on show for 50p - what a pub.
Paulo - 17 Sep 2004 16:39 |
THE FLYING SCOTSMAN IS WITHOUT DOUBT THE MOST HONEST PUB IN LONDON! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT ROMANIAN FLAP! SEE YOU SOON GIRLS!
HONEST BEAV - 12 Sep 2004 13:43 |
The perfect place to start a trip to London. Just minutes from King's Cross and you can be fully immersed in the seedy underbelly of the capital.
Despite it's initial appearance it has a non-threatening atmosphere atmosphere, where you can enjoy a pint and the strippers. I say strippers, but to be fair they don't have a lot on to start with and then proceed to give you the sort of view only a gynaecologist usually gets!
Abers - 15 Jul 2004 10:29 |
A great pub to start off in when your having a few beers in the capital, it is seedy - granted and the interior is grim but who cares, your only in there to have a few beers and take a look at the strippers (close up).
I don't recommend a long stay though just enough to get you in the mood before you go to Soho.
Pike - 15 Jul 2004 09:01 |
...an experience to savour. We've been before and were coming back for more. Remember the £1 coins and the old get out line "..It's OK luv' were going after this one.."
Marvellous. See you on Saturday.
Thameslink Taverners - 15 Jul 2004 08:56 |
By far the best pub in London - if you like that sort of think. Its a matter of time before Las Vagas and Disney catches on and there will be all singing, all dancing Scotsman theme parks in its honour! WARNING: dont stand still or you will stick to the floor; the saw dust is no more.
Nik - 14 Jun 2004 18:06 |
Anon 23 Dec has just about got it right in terms of the decor - and that why we love it. The strippers when I have been have always been OK with some stunners. Drinks are OK too.
Nelster - 18 May 2004 17:05 |
poor beer
very poor ambience, and don't drink too much, cos you might need the loo, and you really, really don't want to go there.
but the strippers are usually friendly. The place is a bit grim, but not threatening... just stick to bottles, and tip the girls well. (the indian/bangladeshi girl I saw today was so gorgeous.)
mike - 6 May 2004 23:42 |
For all it's a 'dive' I quite enjoyed my short spell in this pub - the strippers weren't too rough either, I'd have done both of them :)
Good 'craic' as well, reasonably friendly towards us northern 'monkey's' :thup:
Pez - 23 Apr 2004 01:22 |
Visited for the first time in over a decade. Still seedy but this is part of the attraction. Some of the girls are really nice, atmosphere friendly and your get to see all the intimate body jewellery close up.
Fritz Fielding - 24 Feb 2004 23:52 |
Love it - wicket ladies getting there kit off
Fraz - 5 Feb 2004 20:21 |
Possibly the dirtiest and seediest pub in London.Strippers collect coins in a used plastic glass. The lager and cider are awful,the strippers ugly, the toilet is basically a bucket. Popular with football hooligans on match days
Anon - 23 Dec 2003 12:20 |
Possibly the worst pub in the entire city? Certainly.
An experience? Absolutely.
An absolutely great larf? Definately.
To be fair, its many things but not remotely threatening or scary. You might get lucky and have at least one passable stripper on in an evening too.
I say go now to experience it before the 'Regent Quarter' and general gentrification of this traditionally interesting area goes too far.
anonymous - 18 Nov 2003 16:54 |
Possibly the worst place I have ever been since my time in London(thats saying a lot). The most seedy, dodgy, nasty dive. Desparate unattractive strippers at one side of the bar collecting 50p pieces in plastic pint glasses. This place put me off my dinner, but was an experience.
anonymous - 1 Oct 2003 20:11 |
