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Boho Bar, Weymouth

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I was compelled to visit this bar at the weekend having heard outlandish rumours about a handsome and portly gentleman that turns up occasionally and performs such hair-rising dance moves that men and women alike start frothing at the minge.

I was not disappointed.

The shaggy-faced wonderboy has a pair of ankles that are so fluid, rythymic and manly, approximately seven women fell pregnant on Saturday night alone just from watching him dance. He throws shapes for which there aren�t even names. Apparently even the whiskers of his beard keep perfect time to the music. I asked him if I could mop his brow for him, and when I did I swear his sweat itself smelled like disco. He winked and said �You look like a man in need of a pelvic thrust� and BLAM, he fired his hips at me with such grace, such machismo, that a passing dog collapsed and died. �No big deal� he chuckled, and did a lightning fast leg-wobble over the corpse. THE DOG GOT BACK UP AND STARTED LICKING HIS FACE! And it fell pregnant too.
Thrust.Clunger - 5 Sep 2011 15:20
Still the best bar in Weymouth if you value customer service, a warm welcome, quite the widest range of wines, spirits, bottles, cocktails and so on. Limited range of beer, less so for lager and Stowford Press Cider too. Wonderful freshly cooked food too with an emphasis on personal service. Tea or coffee - that too. What more could you ask. This place is in a class of its own
Still_Strolling - 28 Jul 2010 15:53
what a great place we found this bar in september 09 mainly because they sell peroni on draught but besides that its a brilliant place to go for a start of a night or to stay
mollyp - 1 Jun 2010 00:52
I enjoy a few cheeky drinks in this top little place, in between being a famous worshipped local hero and a trampy downtrodden local zero. My favourite is a drink is either a really famous great one like a martini or a hemingway daiquiri or alternatively my favourite drink can be something really awful like a VK or a special brew or something equivalently trampy, thankfully this place only sells the great ones. Anyway this place rocks, most awesome bar in Weymouth.
zerothehero - 29 Apr 2010 15:29
I work In this bar and was quite upset to see the bearded trog comment . I am quite a big player on the Local homosexual scene and am therfore quite sensitive about my appearence . Mind you having said that . there are seveeral others who work there who could be the bearded trog in question ...Lisa the land lady for example . Any,way I digress , it is a lovely Pub with a warm friendly atmosphere . The regulars are a nice mixed bunch ranging from village idiots to local villains and the food is very nice . One of the things that does spoil it is my complete lack of personal hygene , hippy attitude and refusal to wear anything but ball gowns to work ...but having said that my face is also be known to cause instantanious vomiting and blindness...however in between my trips cottaging and exposing myself in parks this is a fine pub to drink
R.Wilson - 25 Mar 2010 15:58
Really enjoy this bar, shame the coffee prices have recently gone up especially in what are such hard times for everyone in the taxi trade. not sure which trog was being talked about as there are 2 rather fat ginger barstaff who both seem to suffer from what only must be a medical sweating disorder as cannot believe anyone with a job could let their hygiene come to such a vulgar state. One of which also i have seen playing a guitar rather poorly but maybe he needs the cash to pay for medical help regarding his sweat propblem.


TaxiTony - 25 Mar 2010 15:09
Best bar in town, I reckon. Huge selection of bottled lagers from around the world, stuff you won't get anywhere else in Weymouth, including the mighty Innis & Gunn! Lovely food, fantastic friendly staff (including that 'bearded trogg' chap - you must have caught him on an off day, he always makes me lovely cocktails!), good music, and just a great bar to while away an afternoon, evening, entire day ... Top marks.
Spuggy_from_Byker_Grove - 23 Jan 2010 11:10
This is a really nice little bar that sells Stowford Press traditional cider. If you see my other posts you will lknow that I am a fan of this! Lisa, the landlady is really nice and friendly and so are the other staff. Not sure about the bearded trog haha. Cheap good quality food and free papers. Often packed in the evening when I go by.
POPPYSUMMERLANDS - 30 Nov 2009 19:20
We come down regularly to Weymouth and this has been one of our favourites. Sadly they have new and surly staff (a bearded trog ) who somewhat took the shine off things. In three consecutive visits he managed to short change us... rectified immediately, but kind of puts your back up. Awaiting the new arrival of the Cider Bar on the same street which should make this place wake up a little. Perhaps had its day? Hope not
willtomson - 4 Nov 2009 11:37
Small size adds to the atmosphere which is warm & friendly. Diverse range of customers of all ages. Particularly rate all the staff - for making customers feel welcome. Home cooked food & seating outside. A treasure in its own way.
Still_Strolling - 9 Feb 2009 21:15
Now in its third incarnation in a short space of time, I wonder if anyone can make a go of a place this small. A shame, because there's a good atmosphere there.
Pubgrabber - 5 Feb 2008 12:51

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