Punch and Judy, Tonbridge

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Ramsey_beer_man - 5 Jan 2012 22:28
Apart from the biggest cobweb I have ever seen I can't fault the best pub in Tonbridge (although the bogs inserted in a cavern was amusing!
loveleedshatebates - 18 Dec 2011 09:19
My current favourite Tonbridge pub, the P&J is is an excellent traditional public house with a good range of beers. Live acoustic music Tuesdays 9-11 and Sundays 6-8 provides an excellent opportunity to see a wide range of local talent. But it's a great place to go at any time.
intemperanceleague - 3 Oct 2011 12:43
A great pub. Good ales. The live misic is fantasic with comedy nights too. An oasis in Tonbridge. Chav free.
MrAles - 16 Jul 2011 13:19
The P&J is a great little find.
Nice decor, pleasant atmosphere and a fab barmaid/landlady, I'm not a terribly good judge of ages these days.
Also Tonbridge Ale has to be the best bitter I have ever tasted. Really.
Can not recommend high enough.
oldmansteptoe - 14 Jun 2011 12:02
Great little pub. Doom bar is a must. Food good but a bit expensive. Very good bar staff. on the ball and friendly. Chav free pub willbe going back.
memeoryloss - 11 Dec 2010 19:35
love it!!!!!!! its a great pub
bexnspain - 31 Jul 2010 12:52
A fairly nice pub, but at £12.50 for two vodka red bulls (shared can) I won't be going back. Prices like that might keep out the riff raff, but with Spoons down the road, who needs to?
bazz2202 - 18 Apr 2010 19:18
This is a nice pub full of decent people and have experienced bar staff. The music isn't really to my liking but that's just my opinion. Nice pint, and I like the spirits in 35ml as opposed to the usual 25. Good for a quiet pint in the evening or popping in after work
no.pain.no.name - 5 Feb 2010 15:02
Totally agree with you, kristofferson. I've been in there on several occasions after having been out on railtours various. A pub that is very close to a railway station that is not an absolute toilet - very much a rarity these days! The Harveys is always in good condition. 7/10
5thearlofwimbourne - 21 Apr 2009 14:34
Went in for a few pints after work - good atmosphere and a great pint of Harveys. They had run out of salt & vinegar crisps but they can be forgiven that. In short, a nice little boozer.
kristofferson - 21 Apr 2009 14:19
First time I’ve been in since it changed hands. Couldn’t quite work out exactly what has been painted other than the ceiling. At least it now seems to have had the fake Irish tat removed from its walls.

Certainly had a better atmosphere than previously, with more of a crowd in. Juke box was rather too loud for my liking, although the tunes themselves weren’t too bad.

Beer (Pride) was still a bit suspect and not fantastically cheap, for what is in the end, a local boozer.

I’m surprised that with the work? done, the unnecessarily tall and badly positioned bar wasn’t moved or altered.

mrse1 - 2 Apr 2009 12:46
What a difference a new landlord makes! Pub is now clean, warm, freshly painted and no longer smells of toilets!Was there on a tuesday night with live music playing .Great atmosphere and good beer. Highly recommended at last!
mothers - 25 Feb 2009 11:42
It looks like 'coffin man' (the former landlord who staged a publicity stunt against the pub owners, Enterprise) has finally gone. The place has been partially refurbished, and the whole atmosphere has improved. Nice pint of Harveys too.
rpadam - 19 Feb 2009 19:10
Looks like a typical back street locals pub, but having called in there a couple of weeks back we were pleasantly surprised at the atmosphere and general friendliness of the place. It's also a lot bigger than it looks from the front. The beer is good and reasonably priced and there is a good selection of lagers and spirits also.
meland - 3 Oct 2008 16:58
The good: The beer (especially the Harvey's) has always been great whenever I've popped in. The staff have always been pretty good too.

The OK: There has been some progress on the decor with much of the faux Irish tat removed.

The bad: The gents toilets are in need of some attention - I can't help being reminded of 1970s football ground facilities...

Overall: Much better than the average in Tonbridge.
PubSpy1970 - 21 Nov 2007 15:45
Went in here for last orders on Friday.Staff were OK as it was fairly peaceful. Had a great pint of Harveys. Pub is in need of decorating.
paulbeckett - 30 Sep 2007 15:56
Has a very "young-looking" clientele :-)
anonymous - 26 May 2007 16:15
I really like this pub. Staff are friendly as is the owner/landlord. They always go the extra mile to make you feel welcome! Only slight criticism is that they often run out of things espacially on Mondays!!!
Joey_D - 9 Feb 2007 00:52
staff are complete piss heads and if your very lucky you will get your 4th choice drink
leekeyston - 4 Oct 2006 00:04
every time I have been here the barstaff are more drunk than the customers. I have literally had to spell out orders to have them understood here - disgraceful!

That said, it actually is quite a nice place. Very Irish with lots of nooks and crannies so you can usually have a good chat with your mates. Beer is OK but they often seem to run out of things especially early in the week.
TrickyG - 28 Sep 2006 12:25
Nice small pub, with that cozy dark wood effect. Nice tucked away tables and an attractive bar with an old country style.

It used to have great Thai food (now at the Ivy House), but no longer, which is a shame.

The beers are the usual Kent affair, Spitfire, then the usuals.

It seems to be a locals pub primarily, but with the odd group of surley looking 30-somethings. Everyone's really friendly though.

Its got a big screen and a quiz machine. Theres a garden, but you DONT go out there.

Oh and most of the time, there's this massive Irish Wolfhound... so if you dont like stepping over dogs on your way to the toilet, then your trouble.

The toilet's are pretty bad though. Not dirty, but cold and molding.

Still, great place!
zaarin_2003 - 24 Jul 2006 14:32

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