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Maison, Stratford Upon Avon

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Closed down a couple of months ago.
paul_d102 - 10 Dec 2014 13:19
Garbage. I think you're being a bit optimistic saying that anyone with an IQ over 120 wouldn't like it. More like an IQ of 20, somewhere between an earthworm and a mildly retarded chicken.

Trying to be a nightclub but not big enough. Appeals to those members of society that have a pack animal mentality.
snert - 28 Aug 2008 13:49
Awesome night out! esp Mondays, pound a drink all the way!! ps speckledhen boy it was once upon a time (before more name changes) the froth and elbow not the froth and noal...get your facts straight!!!
anonymous - 28 Feb 2007 03:29
Bring back the Froth and Noal- Bureau is rubbish
speckledhenboy - 9 Mar 2006 17:28
Fine if you are drunk, stupid or both.
dantol - 5 Dec 2005 16:04
Hell on Earth for anyone over 21 years old and/or with an IQ over 120.
anonymous - 2 Dec 2005 22:53
The only place to go in stratford!It's funky and smooth, holding unique events such as 'Sweet as Taboo', Babooshka (coming 25/03/05). It has a variety of events to suit all, student nights on a Monday Night:�4 entry and �1 drinks.Wednesday Nights: Karaoke and more drinks offers. Thursday Nights: �1 in �1 entry! first Friday of the month: All Inclusive, pay �15 to get in and drinks are free!
what more do you want from a bar?!
excellent service and friendly staff, plenty to choose from the cocktails which are greatly named. all round excellent bar with great decor and fab music, well up to date
badger23 - 11 Mar 2005 16:04
I love this pub still miss it though even when got back in Holland.

had a great time there
maikel - [email protected] - 14 Oct 2004 22:33
Bureau was better when it was BarM - but when all ur mates are there on a monday night and you've got tuesday off work - its definately worth it
jr - 28 Aug 2004 15:15
Only place to go to in stratford really, mondays and thursdays are the time to go pound drinks mon and 2 for 1 on thurs. There are some weirdos trying to pull then forgetting and trying again an hour later!
First friday of every month �15 all inclusive...check it out its worth it.
Get really pissed and you'll have a good night
:)
zippie - 7 Aug 2004 21:19
I guess you won't understand bureau unless you went to school in stratford, guaranteed that if u did you'll always find someone in there to chat too, or that u wanted to avoid. Love it, there is no where else in stratford that feels like home!
daisychainangel - 7 Jun 2004 20:18
well what can i say about bereau it smells like teen avarcado with a touch of lemon and lime spritzer with essence of a shakespeares butt fluff good though
iranistani man - 21 May 2004 12:38
i actually love this pub, but i work there so :-P
i spend most of my spare time at bureau aswell, so it can't be that bad.
charlotte - 2 Apr 2004 11:17
Well, my first time being in Stratford & I suppose I expected it.. It's not a great venue, the DJ played some good tunes.. but he played them err..over & umm..over again. That got quite boring so I needed more drinks! The guys into their RnB n.. Stuff like to follow you, annoy you as they seem to think(crazy thought) that you actually might lower your standards and KopOff with 'em. Thank the Lord for female toilets nearby so you can try to escape. The place is a bit too dark, bit dull looking, but hey, get pissed & you might be ok.
JP - 26 Nov 2003 17:44
Well let me see the Bureau yes it is exactly the same as Bar m Just the walls are cream and they have some shit coloured brown sofas.The god thing about the place is pound a drink on mondays but its not a great deal cuz its five quid to get in and the women are nt cheap either All though are of a high standard. loadsa kebab shops nearby and a pizza place probably the best place to go for a night out in stratford.
fucking moron - 20 Oct 2003 19:11
The beer garden is luxurious, i have enjoyed many a spicy meat ball in there, the toilets a beautiful it is like the seats on them have been handcrafted to fit ur arse, it is almost a dream come true. It has a cracking atmosphere that should be enjoyed by all. It is open till late so there is plenty of time to get absolutely wasted. It is only a short walk away from the local kebab house so you can eat after a session of drinking and it is also fun to go in there and give the staff sum jip.
Bob Bollard - 6 Sep 2002 15:30
I agree its a super club, the ladies are of the highest standard no scraping the bottom of the barrel here. The DJ is a bit of a nob as he refused to play Darius. However he does occaisionally get it right and pump out some humdingers.
John Deshabbat - 6 Sep 2002 15:23
best pound a drink place in the world on mondays and thursdays. Nice big bouncers to sort you out after a few to many.........
Will Gellately - 6 Sep 2002 15:21
Its a super club where the beer flows freely, on Mondays and Thursdays its pound any drink, so we go then to get lashed.
Jim Barrelweed - 6 Sep 2002 15:19

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